Which are you to be prefer?

[mmburtch]

Is this the vote for Pete's new seasonal super limited release? If so, it has to be the manateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

[ree ree robusto]

Just for you Gary...you and your Asian persuasion.

 

[LarryH]

Hmm... I haven't tried either but with the proper seasoning I'm sure Walrus burgers would be pretty tasty. Can you get them at Hooters?

 

[insight]

 

[Shamrocker]

Wtf is up with that? Did she get implants in her back? Ugh.

 

[PhatCat]

You had me until you posted the picture of that chick's "back boobs." ewww.

 

[SeeGars]

I voted for the manatee cuz those walrus tusks scare me... yikes!

 

[Swissy]

It's not about the tusks, but 'Oosik' envy

 

[Mizicke5273]

The walrus has a bucket and someone always steals it from him. So in light of that, I voted for him. It's a pitty vote I know.
But I personally wanted to steal his bucket anyways. :sign:

 

[PetersCreek]

Ode to an Oosik

Strange things have been done in the Midnight Sun,
and the story books are full---
But the strangest tale concerns the male,
magnificent walrus bull!

I know it's rude, quite common and crude,
Perhaps it is grossly unkind;
But with first glance at least, this bewhiskered beast,
is as ugly in front as behind.

Look once again, take a second look -- then
you'll see he's not ugly or vile --
There's a hint of a grin, in that blubbery chin --
and the eyes have a shy secret smile.

How can this be, this clandestine glee
that exudes from the walrus like music?
He knows, there inside, beneath blubber and hide
lies a splendid contrivance -- the Oosik!

"Oosik" you say -- and quite well you may,
I'll explain if you keep it between us;
In the simplest truth, though rather uncouth
"Oosik" is, in fact, his penis!

Now the size alone of this walrus bone,
would indeed arouse envious thinking --
It is also a fact, documented and backed,
There is never a softening or shrinking!

This, then, is why the smile is so sly,
the walrus is rightfully proud.
Though the climate is frigid, the walrus is rigid,
Pray, why, is not man so endowed?

Added to this, is a smile you might miss ---
Though the bull is entitled to bow --
The one to out-smile our bull by a mile
is the satisfied walrus cow!

-- Author unknown

 

[bigmanfromou]

Narwhals trump the manatee and walrii, but not the epic boobie.

 

[AVB]

I'm still trying to decipher the title of this thread ???

To continue:

 

[Matthew Adam]

Walrus. Manatee only seem to make the news by getting their asses kicked by boats. Noone wants to be boatmeat.

 

[insight]

I can't believe this is deadlocked right now

 

[obmike]

I don't know what this thread means, but AVB has my attention.

 

[JHolmes763]

I can't believe this is deadlocked right now

Fixed.

 

[TBaGZ]

Go walrus'sususususususus!

 

[bluue13]

I'm not sure what this poll means, but I've voted. And I love boobs. :sign: :laugh:

 

[robbiex0r]

Are there only 38 active people on this board? How are there only 19 votes each?

 

[insight]

Are there only 38 active people on this board? How are there only 19 votes each?

Sorry I only recognize posts from active members