Caption This Contest!

[DePasta]

Charlie was able to shield his eyes from Medusa's gaze, unfortunately the same could not be said for his naked, double amputee, amazonian girlfriend....

 

[The Green Monkey]

American Psycho II: Grandpa Bateman and the Headless Hardbodies

 

[J-Rod]

God, You can take me now, but she's coming with me!

 

[mmburtch]

Damn, when did you become as cold as my wife?

 

[NASTY]

Biggest FUPA ever!

 

[Setharsis]

My preciousssssss....

 

[broblues]

OK, cough........

 

[looking for knowledge]

"More woman than I will ever need."

 

[Wisco]

Hey honey, looks like I can't get my arms around her either!

 

[jnknzz]

See, honey... I can't get my arms around her either.

 

[Wisco]

Hey honey, looks like I can't get my arms around her either!

See, honey... I can't get my arms around her either.

Great minds think alike

 

[mmburtch]

Hey honey, looks like I can't get my arms around her either!

See, honey... I can't get my arms around her either.

Alex, who are two guys never going to be on Wife Swap?

 

[UglyBrumski]

Maybe I should have bought you dinner first?

 

[Dozerhead]

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I've never had to give a statue a DRE before...Damn you Obamacare!!

 

[:Monty:]

I swear you can hear the ocean in her clam!!!

 

[jnknzz]

Hey honey, looks like I can't get my arms around her either!

See, honey... I can't get my arms around her either.

Great minds think alike

I like your style...

But that's just weird. ??? ???

 

[opusXmarco]

See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil...she can't run nor hit me. "I'm in love" :love:

 

[4cbln3]

"DAD!, don't press your elbow on her fundus, it makes her want to go pee-pee."

 

[mmburtch]

Jimmy Hoffa reunites with his first wife.

 

[Mr Peat]

Baby, you take frigid to a whole new level.