Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Thoughts]

Sprained my ankle the other day digging for gold.

Don’t worry, it’s a miner injury.

 

[CigSid]

 

[Tall Paul]

 

[kann]

I wanted my wife to wake up with a big smile on her face this morning.

We aren't allowed to have Sharpies in the house anymore...

 

[Scap]

I wanted my wife to wake up with a big smile on her face this morning.

We aren't allowed to have Sharpies in the house anymore...

You're gonna wake up with a dick drawn on your face....

 

[Pugman1943]

This is dedicated to Tall Paul.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Undegreed]

How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

Attract her.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Thoughts]

 

[kann]

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The guy on the right expresses my emotions at this moment...

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[Thoughts]

Not pointing fingers

 

[CigarStone]

I got a gun for my wife today.



Best trade I ever made!

 

[CigarStone]

Doesn't apply to the Browns this year, just the previous 50.

 

[Undegreed]

My granddaughter called today to tell me she made up her own two jokes. Here they are for your enjoyment.
- what is the fastest light on earth? A Flashlight.
- what were the results of the dog's Covid test? Pawsitive.

 

[PaulTra]

 

[Scap]

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How cold is it?
Lol

 

[CigarStone]

A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartenders says "we don't serve pieces of string here". The piece of string goes outside ,ties himself in a knot, messes up his hair, and walks back into the bar. The bartender says "hey, aren't you that piece of string", and the string says "I'm a frayed knot"

 

[PaulTra]

How cold is it?
Lol

Not that cold in Louisiana lol