Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Thoughts]

If ya'll don't laugh at this, I dunno, you at the wrong topic thread. Here goes nothing

Where is the best place to weigh a pie?

Sommmmmmmmmewheeeeeeeeere, over the rainbow (sing the next verse, lol)

 

[ChuckJr]

Lol, my nephew sprung that one on me over the weekend.

 

[kann]

 

[kann]

Q: My dog keeps eating electrical cords in the house. What should I do?

A: Ground him until he conducts himself properly.

 

[Thoughts]

Q: My dog keeps eating electrical cords in the house. What should I do?

A: Ground him until he conducts himself properly.

I bet he was shocked when you caught him...

 

[Darin]

I bet he was shocked when you caught him...

Hopefully, he doesn't put up too much resistance to training.

 

[kann]

This is good Dad Joke material today!

 

[Eqwhipped]

Hopefully, he doesn't put up too much resistance to training.

Or that the classes are to short.

 

[Darin]

Or that the classes are to short.

A shock collar could be used for the training but he may bolt for the door if it hertz.

 

[Gavin]

A shock collar could be used for the training but he may bolt for the door if it hertz.

With the stress it’s causing it’s making want to meditate and say, “Ohm”.

 

[Darin]

With the stress it’s causing it’s making want to meditate and say, “Ohm”.

I've tried meditation but just don't have the capacity for it.

 

[Eqwhipped]

I've tried meditation but just don't have the capacity for it.

Perhaps if you cannot meditate try exercise. Plan a route and run a circuit.

 

[CBoukal]

To be honest, this line of jokes Hertz

 

[Darin]

I'm feeling pretty amped about it!

 

[Thoughts]

We are getting some positive and negative reactions to this joke, but, I'm telling ya, the positive ones are killing me.

 

[Eqwhipped]

Everyone here seems so polarized, try to be more neutral.

 

[kann]

Guilty as charged. I've stayed plugged into this one waiting for all the new replies.

 

[xyz123]

Watts all the fuss about now??

 

[kann]

I just wonder how long this phase of puns is going to last. Who is going to be first to break the cycle?

 

[TexasTraveler]

I just wonder how long this phase of puns is going to last. Who is going to be first to break the cycle?

This has the potential to keep going.