Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[rbbrock]

I guess. Reminds me of the calculator tricks, we used to do in grade/middle school! the office.

Fixed.

 

[dawgie]

 

[MaytagMan]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[Nick Burner]

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[rbbrock]

 

[Nick Burner]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

It appears that the Cookie Monster has turned to a life of crime.

 

[CigarStone]

I was walking in downtown Cleveland yesterday and a bum asked me if I had a dollar for a sandwich?

I said "let me see the sandwich"

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[bfreebern]

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?​

Nothing, he was gladiator.

 

[rbbrock]

https://imgur.com/vgHFRPd

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[CigarStone]

Take a guess where I found this sign?

 

[Scap]

Take a guess where I found this sign?

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Car wash

 

[Nick Burner]

Take a guess where I found this sign?

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Royal washroom?