Horace, did this happen on your watch?

:0 Why would one do such a thing. Although I have a feeling he’s on good ground to plead insanity.
 
He ain't crazy...

He's just trying to gain support and a name for his idea for a new Olympic sport...

The Penile Throw...
The Member Manuever...
The Dick Flick...
The Rod Toss... (yes, I said Rod :laugh: )
The He-Man Heft...



They can only seem to get women participants at this point. :0
 
cigarsarge said:
Never seen that before...
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I have. Soon after retiring from the USN, I took a Job as a case management worker for the VT. Dept of Corrections. This guy, a schizophrenic, cut his balls off and rolled them down the tier. Pretty gruesome.


Doc.
 
Oh sure, be quick to judge. Who of us here hasn't cut off his own penis and thrown it at someone? I mean if you can say you haven't done that, then you can throw stones.
 
Zeebra said:
Oh sure, be quick to judge. Who of us here hasn't cut off his own penis and thrown it at someone? I mean if you can say you haven't done that, then you can throw stones.
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Buffalo chicken on my keyboard and monitor. Thanks a lot.
Just for that, I'm coming up there and throwing a penis at you.

Whap! You're it!
 
I for one would rather not throw my memmber or stones at anyone.
 
smokelaw1 said:
Zeebra said:
Oh sure, be quick to judge. Who of us here hasn't cut off his own penis and thrown it at someone? I mean if you can say you haven't done that, then you can throw stones.
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Buffalo chicken on my keyboard and monitor. Thanks a lot.
Just for that, I'm coming up there and throwing a penis at you.

Whap! You're it!
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Great, penis tag! I dont think I want to be it..... ???
 
Worked in a hospital...1 guy shoved a rat up the bung hole. Another guy tried to kill himself by urinating on a power outlet. A lady decided she wanted to kill her teddy bear...ran for it..threw it over a parking gargage and it feel like 40 feet or so...She decided to save the teddy bear and jumped. Yeah, you can see I worked around some mentally unstable people. But never one that cut off his own tool and then threw it at the Police. :laugh:
 
I'm ready for the second most crazy story. Anyone else got any good ones? That dude shoving a rat up his ass was pretty funny. I heard a story a while back about a guy who swallowed a mouse while sitting on a block of cheese. Don't know how true that was but when the guy told it, it was funny as hell. Most of the crazy people I know all did drugs, which probably caused them to be even more crazy. But I must say this one takes the cake.
 
A few stories from my buddy during his med school days.

1. A guy came into the ER complaining of stomach pains. The doctors asked him over and over again if he had swallowed anything unusual and he said no. They finally took xrays and found something obstructing his intestine. They first put him up in the stirrups used during pregnancy visits and tried to pull whatever it was out of his butt, but kept just pulling off pieces of it. They finally had to knock him out and cut him open. What they pulled out was a dildo the size of a grown mans forearm and the length from your elbow to your wrist :0

2. Buddy was on call one night when a lady came in to visit her husband who was recovering from a heart attack. They get a call from the room thinking the man had had another attack. Running into the room they found the lady had died of a massive heart attack while visiting her husband. Pretty ironic.
 
You know, if you have a dildo the size of an arm stuck in your ass, you'd think you'd not be so embaressed that you couldn't tell the ER staff about it. "well, I DIDN'T swallow it" doesn't quite make sense.
Then again, I am not sure I can exactly put myself in that mindset.....MattR, care to enlighten us?
 
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