IgwanaRob
I'm just 2 people short of a threesome
Day 1:
- small dog peed on me
- Big dog pooped on the couch where I sleep
- saw Monster House with the kids.
- Smoked an RP Vintage 1990 and a Padron 1926 #35 (maduro).
- Brother had a bunch of ISOM's that a client gave him (they look real, but he kept them in a sandwich bag for the past 2 months so they're slightly dried out - I think they might be salvageable)
Day 2:
- small dog pooped 3 times on the floor
- changed one pee filled diaper
- saw Clerks 2 (funniest shit I've seen in years!)
- smoked an LGC figuardo.
Day 3:
- small dog pooped some more
- dogs chased cat across my face while I was sitting on the couch with my laptop
- smoked an IT Super Fuerte Maduro while sitting in a hammock sweating my brains out and watching my brother teach the kids to hit a softball in the backyard.
- was playing "Monster/Zombie" - running around chasing the kids and dogs, Kegan (the 2 year old) got too hyper and gave me a head butt then chomped down on my man-bits. He drew blood.
- we ate at some BBQ place called Smokey Bones (I had a $50 gift card to Red Lobster that they took and my bro had a $30 one, so we had a free meal for the family)
- Kegan was up until 3AM with me and his mom puking and dry-heaving (poor guy was crying "NO!!!" because it was burning his insides up - nothing more gut wrenching than being helpless to help a child in pain)
Day 4:
- small dog just wont stop pooping
- smoked a Partagas Cifuentes (CP Poker winnings :thumbs: )
- went shopping and bought some shirts.
- Ate at a Japanese/Thai place for lunch. Mackenzie (the 6 year old) couldn't eat because she's afraid of her loose tooth.
- went to Wally World and bought a coffe machine, some coffee (boy do I miss Killer Beans!) a cheap poker set (going to teach them the joys of losing to me in Hold 'Em
)
- We rented The Hills have Eyes but didn't have time to watch it
- Got my brother to smoke a Padron 1926 #35 with me at the end of the night - he liked it (my work here is almost done!)
Day 5:
- fuggin' mutt pooped in Kegan's room, I had to clean it
- went to Fort Sumter, saw dolphins on boat ride over, took pictures, got wet in rain storm
- ate at Andolini's Pizza (best pizza I've had out of NYC), ate too much
- taught Mac to play War with the pink Bicycle cards I bought her (beat her twice
)
- smoked an RP Edge Corojo
- fixed brother's vacuum cleaner just in time for the 4 legged shit machine to mess up the carpet after it was cleaned
- ate tacos for dinner, dogs ate the leftover (where could this lead to I wonder....)
- UPS delivered the birthday present I bought for my brother (Logitech/Harmony 550 programmable universal remote)
- pick our mom up at the airport - they don;t let you wait in front anymore, so we had to drive around in circles
- Smoked an RP Vintage '90 with my bro - he like the Padron better (shocker )
- watch this space
- small dog peed on me
- Big dog pooped on the couch where I sleep
- saw Monster House with the kids.
- Smoked an RP Vintage 1990 and a Padron 1926 #35 (maduro).
- Brother had a bunch of ISOM's that a client gave him (they look real, but he kept them in a sandwich bag for the past 2 months so they're slightly dried out - I think they might be salvageable)
Day 2:
- small dog pooped 3 times on the floor
- changed one pee filled diaper
- saw Clerks 2 (funniest shit I've seen in years!)
- smoked an LGC figuardo.
Day 3:
- small dog pooped some more
- dogs chased cat across my face while I was sitting on the couch with my laptop
- smoked an IT Super Fuerte Maduro while sitting in a hammock sweating my brains out and watching my brother teach the kids to hit a softball in the backyard.
- was playing "Monster/Zombie" - running around chasing the kids and dogs, Kegan (the 2 year old) got too hyper and gave me a head butt then chomped down on my man-bits. He drew blood.
- we ate at some BBQ place called Smokey Bones (I had a $50 gift card to Red Lobster that they took and my bro had a $30 one, so we had a free meal for the family)
- Kegan was up until 3AM with me and his mom puking and dry-heaving (poor guy was crying "NO!!!" because it was burning his insides up - nothing more gut wrenching than being helpless to help a child in pain)
Day 4:
- small dog just wont stop pooping
- smoked a Partagas Cifuentes (CP Poker winnings :thumbs: )
- went shopping and bought some shirts.
- Ate at a Japanese/Thai place for lunch. Mackenzie (the 6 year old) couldn't eat because she's afraid of her loose tooth.
- went to Wally World and bought a coffe machine, some coffee (boy do I miss Killer Beans!) a cheap poker set (going to teach them the joys of losing to me in Hold 'Em
)- We rented The Hills have Eyes but didn't have time to watch it
- Got my brother to smoke a Padron 1926 #35 with me at the end of the night - he liked it (my work here is almost done!)
Day 5:
- fuggin' mutt pooped in Kegan's room, I had to clean it
- went to Fort Sumter, saw dolphins on boat ride over, took pictures, got wet in rain storm
- ate at Andolini's Pizza (best pizza I've had out of NYC), ate too much
- taught Mac to play War with the pink Bicycle cards I bought her (beat her twice
)- smoked an RP Edge Corojo
- fixed brother's vacuum cleaner just in time for the 4 legged shit machine to mess up the carpet after it was cleaned
- ate tacos for dinner, dogs ate the leftover (where could this lead to I wonder....)
- UPS delivered the birthday present I bought for my brother (Logitech/Harmony 550 programmable universal remote)
- pick our mom up at the airport - they don;t let you wait in front anymore, so we had to drive around in circles
- Smoked an RP Vintage '90 with my bro - he like the Padron better (shocker
)- watch this space
