FOG jokes

[Infinity]

If Deon Sanders is screwing my ol' Lady, the jokes on him.

Doc.

Well played.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the difference between a FOG and a nOOb.

x2 :laugh:

Brian

 

[preembargo]

Swiisy and Preembargo are driving down the street at a blazing speed (14 MPH) and cruise right through a stop sign. About a minute later Swissy says to Preembargo "hey.....you just went through that stop sign" after a long silence, Preembargo says "huh.......am I driving?"

That's not due to age nooblerette, that's called a 'Flashback"

 

[JHolmes763]

Well played.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the difference between a FOG and a nOOb.

FOGs don't care who's plowing their wife and Noobs do? I see...

 

[AVB]

FOGs don't care who's plowing you either.

FOGs don't care who's plowing their wife and Noobs do? I see...

 

[Allofus123]

You would think they would at least get fresh material..... Most of these were heard in grade school.

 

[JHolmes763]

You would think they would at least get fresh material..... Most of these were heard in grade school.

I was banking that you'd forgotten them already... :whistling:

 

[mysterea]

You would think they would at least get fresh material..... Most of these were heard in grade school.

I was banking that you'd forgotten them already... :whistling:

Or that he forgot there was a thing CALLED grade school!

 

[KayakinBoy]

Since Dawn is the oldest female member I could think of....


CC and Dawn were driving cross-country, with Dawn at the wheel.
Dawn gets pulled over by the GG.
The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"
The Dawn turns to CC and asks, "What did he say?"
The CC yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
The GG says, "May I see your license?"
Dawn turns to CC and asks, "What did he say?"
The CC yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
Dawn gives GG her license.
GG then says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, worst sex ever had with a woman."
Dawn turns to CC and asks, "What did he say?"
"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," replies CC.

 

[CigarStone]

You would think they would at least get fresh material..... Most of these were heard in grade school.

Like you could remember grade school

 

[CigarStone]

SmokeLaw1

I just read your signature and boy......I hope I never surgery from that guy! Wheeewww........... Worse yet, wouldn't the consult notes be special?

 

[smokelaw1]

That guy was a riot. I have signatures turned off at work, so I don't see it often. He had a meltdown of such entertaining proportions. It was like watching a meteor burn up in the atmosphere.