Why Cuban cigars are illegal

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CigarStone

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As I sat at the local outdoor bar enjoying a PAN Torpedo, three or four young guys sat beside me and eventually asked about my cigar. After some idle chit chat one guy informs me he had a great Cuban cigar while on an Alaskan cruise ;) You know......because it was in international water he was allowed to smoke it :)

The young Einstein next to me then says "do you know why Cuban cigars are illegal"? I though he was actually asking me......but no.......he proceeds to tell me that Cuban cigars have "weed" in them and that's why they are illegal in this country. My only response was "really". After he convinced me he was dead serious I explained that it had to do with the bay of pigs thing and JFK; purely political. He looked at me like I had three heads and chuckled a bit.

I don't think I ever heard that one before!
 
Amazing... what do they teach in history class these days?

Nevermind... some people simply don't learn no matter what is being taught
 
I've actually heard that before. I'm not sure where, I think it was on some other board out there on the internet.

I'm amazed that someone would believe that, but then again, some people believe in a lot of weird things.


If these guys were out of HS, they need to go back.
 
Damn......they have weed in them!! Whoa buddy, I have got to get me some of them coobans!!!

:cool:
 
ndp said:
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If only it were just about Cuban cigars. I second all of these comments with a big ole f.cking exclamation point.

Here's my hairbrain solution to ALL of America's problems.

Pay people to get fixed. That's it. $5000, $15000; hell, give them $20,000. It's change compared to what they will cost us in the future. It's not about race, or gender, or religion. It's simply boils down to this: if you're desperate enough to sell your reproductive organs for money, then you're probably not in a position to have kids. You won't love them, you won't educate them, and you probably won't support them. Worse yet, they'll grow up to be just like their worthless parents.

And if one day you manage to pull your shit together, you pay to have the operation reversed.

It's a feasible way to eliminate the weak. Which is, of course, what nature intended for every species to do.

Off the box.
 
And to think I have been wasting all my time buying Phillies, unrolling and re-rolling them with weed. I just needed to buy Cubans.
 
Hmmmm...

Perhaps we should begin calling them.....

Cannubins

Yeah, that's it!!

LMAO!!

:laugh:
 
And here I am thinking Cubans are illegal because of a trade embargo like a schmuck.

Makes you wonder what other "gems" those guys had... Moon made of cheese? Trolls under the bridge? Paris Hilton is not an alien?
 
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