Why Cuban cigars are illegal

CigarStone said:
The young Einstein next to me then says "do you know why Cuban cigars are illegal"? I though he was actually asking me......but no.......he proceeds to tell me that Cuban cigars have "weed" in them and that's why they are illegal in this country. My only response was "really". After he convinced me he was dead serious I explained that it had to do with the bay of pigs thing and JFK; purely political. He looked at me like I had three heads and chuckled a bit.

I don't think I ever heard that one before!
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Idiots are everywhere....

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no wonder why after smoking Pepin's "cuban style" cigars I've felt a gateway opening in me to try slamming H and hittin the rock


on topic, I was at a friends house and there was this drunk guy, the stuck in high school type, we're mid/late 20's now, but he saw I had a cigar and kept wanting to take hit's off it, cuz that's what all his friends do. I told him it's not a blunt, no weed, but he wouldn't shut up. Then he went on to brag about how they all buy cuban lancero's from the mall cigar store, and how his wife is leaving him, and how he wanted to try anal with her, so she shoved the business end of a toothbrush in him first to see if he liked it before she'd give it up, and she didn't, then he tried to walk over the firepit and fight everyone. ...goodtimes, so yeah I guess maybe kids think there's weed in everything, hell DARE taught me all kinds of lies.
 
Buddy of mine at work told me just the other day that he had the best cigar ever last year. It was when his friend, an American Citizen mind you, was in Cuba, taking some college classes on an exchange program, and was approached by a stranger and told to meet out back to buy genuine cuban Cohibas. That's how he knows that they were the real deal.

I didn't have the heart to tell him just how full of shit the story was. :sign:
 
preembargo said:
And you wonder why shows like 'Are you smarter than a 6th grader" are such a hit.
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What's even sadder, Honey - The show is "Are you smarter than a 5th grader". Remember the rocket scientist who lost after the first few questions? That's really sad!

It makes me very thankful for the kids we have!
 
JetDr said:
Buddy of mine at work told me just the other day that he had the best cigar ever last year. It was when his friend, an American Citizen mind you, was in Cuba, taking some college classes on an exchange program, and was approached by a stranger and told to meet out back to buy genuine cuban Cohibas. That's how he knows that they were the real deal.

I didn't have the heart to tell him just how full of shit the story was. :sign:
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...which also goes to show you the power of expectations. He thought he was smoking something "special" (a forbidden "Cuban" cigar) and so it was of course "The best cigar he'd ever had".
 
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