Well first off you guys are jerks to a lot of the new people.
(Only the dumb ones like yourself.) I have only read stuff on here for the past 2 weeks but I have seen you be rude jerks and run a few people off who were just trying to be friendly.
(Would you give me an example?) Yes some of them deserved it like just joining a forum and try to sell stuff and hustle money the same a day but some were just trying to be friendly. So you guys deserve some shit if you can dish it out you should expect it back.
(Your lack of insight into the social fabric of Cigar Pass is worthy of study in a major disease research center.)
Jonsey tells me I can give people a cigar every week and that will “get me out of the newbie status that gets run out the door”?
(The incessant lack of clarity in your sentence structure leads me to believe you’re either feeble minded or one of the laziest men alive. I suggest you watch an episode of Blue’s Clues, although this show maybe above your functional level of learning.)
Wow so generous! What a guy.
0 Oh my God! I thought you got it for a second. Too bad.)
How is that generous and giving?
Maybe to you guys who are getting the free cigars.
You guys run new guys out of here for even joking about free cigars at the same time you are sending them PMs asking for cigars yea that’s the spirit of giving.
(We only run off assholes. We execute the mentally retarded.)
You some of you guys say it is more about giving to the great ones who have passed down the great knowledge.
(For the love of God, edit this fucking sentence to a point where at least a chimp could understand your insolent ramblings.)
This is about consuming cigars it is not great knowledge.
(No, it's not.)
That is like a dog thinking he has great knowledge because he knows what kind of food he is getting by the sound of the can opener.
(Birdd, if you decide to stick around your nickname will be Blue’s Clues. I just thought I should tell you that before I continue. How would a dog know what food was inside of a can of dog food? Can he read? I’d say he’s a pretty impressive animal with more knowledge and comprehension skills than you currently possess if he knows what he’s getting for supper.)
So maybe this is a practice to weed out any newbies who won’t brown nose the members before them? Yea, it is good to give some thanks to the people who keep a forum going but it is an Internet forum it is not a company that is supporting peoples livelihoods or a university giving valuable life supporting knowledge.
(Valuable, Life Supporting Knowledge! Now that is a good one Blue’s Clues. I’d like to know what university let you in. Did you have to ride the little yellow bus to get there?)
It is a forum talking about cigar consumption.
Some of you guy have been in the military too much and feel like you always need a bunch of squabbling brown noses under you or something.
(Disrespecting honored members of our military is a wonderful way to make friends here. I’m glad you’ve demonstrated an awareness of just how entitled certain members feel just because they served our country. Hell, why don’t you send each one of them a personal message calling them fags? I’m sure this will cement your rising social standing here.)
I’m sure you guys are generous to each other,
(You’d better believe it Blue’s Clues.) but I think you are whacked to think new members should run around and brown nose you to get accepted. This is an internet cigar forum not the army.
(Wonderful observation. I wonder which episode of Blue’s Clues you gleamed this pearl of wisdom from?)
I’m not going to waste my time or cigars trying to make friends here.
If I get board I might drop by once and a while and give you shit your in your latest newbie bashing thread.
(Oh please do Blue's Clues. We would love to see you stick around and do that.)
And sorry Lurch for “hijacking the tread” but this is the “newbie Mega Bomb II” and that’s what the subject is about.
I know you were scoring some brownie points on here you still can, just make some wiseass remarks and defend the senior members that will get you some points.
(The only thing that will give you points is if you take an older member out to a bar and get him drunk enough to follow you in an alley where you can get down on your knees, close your eyes, and suck the wisdom he gives you from a hose. Just be sure to swallow it all Blue’s Clues.)
