3Vandoo
New Member
Last night at football practice, the LB coach who is also a former player of mine arrived from Cuba.
He said "bla bla bla Oh I bought a few boxes of cigars"
okay he just got my attentions, I asked him what did you buy and where.
"Oh I bought some montecristo and cohiba"
where?
"on the black market, a guy that works at the factory"
I started laughing and replied "yeah the guy has a sister who has a husband who's brother father know the janitor of the factory, of course, im sorry to say you probably ended with fakes"
Well my dear LB coach started get defensive and said he checked them all, they were perfect, the bands were ok, I was laughing more
when I asked him what kind of cohiba he bought he didnt know, he started describing to me. Well he bought some esplendidos in a siglo IV box....
I was rolling on the field, with him pretending he got a good deal...... at 80$ a box
He said "bla bla bla Oh I bought a few boxes of cigars"
okay he just got my attentions, I asked him what did you buy and where.
"Oh I bought some montecristo and cohiba"
where?
"on the black market, a guy that works at the factory"
I started laughing and replied "yeah the guy has a sister who has a husband who's brother father know the janitor of the factory, of course, im sorry to say you probably ended with fakes"
Well my dear LB coach started get defensive and said he checked them all, they were perfect, the bands were ok, I was laughing more
when I asked him what kind of cohiba he bought he didnt know, he started describing to me. Well he bought some esplendidos in a siglo IV box....
I was rolling on the field, with him pretending he got a good deal...... at 80$ a box