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Contributions for a good cause

davew0670 said:
Contributions for a good cause
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>
> A Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
> Nothing is moving north or south.
> Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
> The driver rolls down his window and asks,
> 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
>
> 'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse
> Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
>
> They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
> Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
> fire.
>
> We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.
>
> The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
>
> 'About a gallon.'
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You're still really new here, so maybe you haven't heard that we try to keep religion and politics off CP. I know this is a joke, (by the way....wrong sction of the site), but it might be best left off CP.
 
SWEET! Open season for Bush jokes....come on in fellas! I think you may have misunderestimated the level to which we prefer to keep these things off the forms. Or perhaps I overimportantmentalized it.
 
Or perhaps I overimportantmentalized it.


you did

Since you havent been here too much longer than I have, try a search for "Hilliary Clinton."



I'll change the joke for you....


A Taxi driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago.
> Nothing is moving north or south.
> Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
> The driver rolls down his window and asks,
> 'What happened, what's the hold up?'
>
> 'Terrorists have kidnapped Bob, Fred, John and Marsha
> They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
> Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
> fire.
>
> We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.
>
> The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
>
> 'About a gallon.'
 
Just did the search. Three threads (if I spell Hillary correctly). A joke in a pass (when jokes were asked for), a discussion of SOuthPark, and then a recent thread about Christopher Walken for president. I am actually amazed there are so few, myself.

I don't think changing the joke makes it any better. Really.
The "you're really new here" wasn't intended as me saying I've been here so long, just that (in my opinion) this being questionable under the well established rules should be pretty obvious.

Let's agree to let this one drop now, please. Truly sorry I brought it up.
 
I like it as posted however, comma, Josh is absolutely right. Jokes that have a fill-in-the-blank target should be considered carefully. Dave, this one IS political - overtly so. It should have not been posted. As you might have figured out, removing it now isn't the best choice either.
 
Wrong damn forum too.

This is a can of worms you don't want to open.
 
davew0670 said:
As you might have figured out, removing it now isn't the best choice either.


of course....damned if you do, damned if you dont.
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Of course! :D

I'm referring to putting proverbial toothpaste back in the tube. Once posted and commented on, I think its a bad idea to edit or remove. There are exceptions, such as morons who post a source. Don't sweat this, Dave. You came back on Josh pretty hard, and you're now most likely rolling your eyes at me.

It don't mean nuthin.
 
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