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Death threats now?

NullSmurf

NullSmurf

Das Bruce
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It seems the Nigerians have kicked it up a notch. My mother got this one and asked me about it. The grammar alone is enough to give it up. Nevertheless, there is quite a bit of chatter on the security boards. Best guess is that the "Nigerian" is in Atlanta metro. My favorite post is that the "death roll" is a croissant with salmanella butter.

-----Original Message-----
From: deathrollsqd@aol.com
To: deathrollsqd@aol.com
Sent: Fri, 6 Feb 2009 4:22 am
Subject: Last warning!!!


This is Pirlo Carlos. Head, Death Roll Squad. I wish to let you know that i have
been paid by a client to assasinate you at convenience. I have never met you
before, but they gave me the full description of your identity

The reason why they want you dead is not disclosed to me as i was not allowed to
know ok.

We are now contantly watching you waiting for my instruction to terminate you
and they will strike at convenience.

THIS IS MY MESSAGE-
Listen very well!! the Police cannot do much to help you out in this right now
because you are being watched,any such attempt is very risky cause you will push
us to terminate your life without option.


We wait your reply with 48hrs at dealthrollsqd@aol.com


Bye for now
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Wow! I guess granny did something to draw the ire of some kingpin for him to order such a hit. What does she have going Bruce, a seven layer cake Heroin smuggling operation on his turf?
 
"life without option"

Sounds like an insurance scam to me :laugh:
 
This would be completely laughable if it wasn't for the repeated death threats. There's way too many nutballs out there.

This could seriously scare the crap out of some gullible people. :angry:
 
jepe said:
Tell them I shoot back
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....no s#!t. Just bring it, girls....and, don't bother to pack a lunch as this will be a quick visit.

And, call the FBI. It'd be a shame to deny them some fun with this, too..... :angry:

B.B.S.
 
The police cannot do "much" to help you out in this "right now."

I would like to know what much is and why the delay.

Just noticed the "bye for now" comment at the end.. I suppose it is supposed to be menacing, but it comes across like very polite. Nice killers.
 
Next thing you know, a Nigerian Warrior Princess is having your baby and requires monthly child support payments in excess of $10,000.
 
Meh. Fuck em'. Tell em' you're a hard-ass Bruce, and tell those pansies to bring some friends...you need bullet magnets!
 
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