Ahhh, now that was a refreshing sleep. Good to be back CP! Good to be here.
In answer to your questions/comments:
1. The water does not run, but is does lazily swirl in the wrong direction, yes. Nothing in Australia is fast, usually.
2. Yes, you could call them musician hours, but you would have to replace the word musician with artist... but I hate the term artist (sounds all pretentious and stuff), so yes... we will go with musician hours after all.
3. I would join you in dogging the be, but I am asthmatic.
4. If I drank more coffee, who would clean my super cape at those early hours?
5. No, it wouldn't be the same, but you would have the advantage of not having to wash your hair and fingers as much, due to the copious head scratching I impart upon you fair cigar smokers.
Ahhh time for some crumpets.