Recent content by OceanBlvd

Hey guys, My old friend from Long Beach, CA...Dr Rod Kurthy is having a big contest on my site giving away cigar accessories. There are 3 Grand Prize packages. And 9 assorted packages to be given away. All you need is to be clever when you comment. If you have his PerfecDraw tool you know who...

I use a metal comb and dull scissors. But I do use an electric razor to shave his ass so dingleberries are absent. He hates that. I look like a car accident victim afterwards.

That watering hole looks like a urinal for ferrets. Any idea what it costs to have a Maine Coon groomed? 8 years old and I'm his personal barber. For those of you who think I'm racist...the cat was invented in the State of Maine in the 1800's. Coon because they have tails like a raccoon...

Sammy the Cat likes his fur blown back while he drinks from his Vodka Fountain. It relaxes him. I need to have music when I write reviews and Sammy has adapted. Good kitty...

A gift from a friend...the S.T. DuPont Ligne 2 Lighter. A dual soft flame. I like it. There is a catch. S.T. Dupont has a dedicated butane fill valve so you must buy their butane. Bought an adapter that screws in and allows me to use my preferred butane. Will be here on Monday. The lighter came...

Evening gents... Lovely evening. My wife got her hearing aids today. There goes my trick of only saying, out loud, half of my sentences when I speak to her. I think I will hide her birth control pills.

Hi Gents... Lovely afternoon in Milwaukee. Eating brats, cheese curds, and fried cheese...along with stool softeners.

Yeah, I had an axe to grind or something...

Me too. I was 31 when I got that knife in 1956. I was born in 1840 but I lie about my age.

I misspoke. I've had that knife for 67 years. Sorry for the confusion.

Yeah...Into Mr. Peabody's Way Back Machine...Gloriosky Bullwinkle! I've had that knife for 57 years. I haven't even had a penis that long...that doesn't sound right.

I've been a big fan of Casdagli Cigars (Formely Bespoke Cigars) for 7 years. Loved every blend. This new Cypher 3311 is just OK. I allowed 4-5 months of naked humi time but unlike every other Casdagli cigar I've smoked, this one ain't so hot. Certainly not worth the price tag. Casdagli blends...

From -35° a week ago to +57°. This is summer to Wisconsinites. Hope everyone, and their families, are well. I got the new iPhone 14 Pro Max and the camera picks up a little too much detail. I took a photo and everything was covered in dust or ash that I couldn't see with these eyes. Cleaned it...

Hello Gents...hope you had a Happy Christmas. And here's to a very new year...

Howdy strangers...