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My granddaughter called today to tell me she made up her own two jokes. Here they are for your enjoyment.
- what is the fastest light on earth? A Flashlight.
- what were the results of the dog's Covid test? Pawsitive.
I don't think I suffer from insomnia, but I suppose it's not out of the question. I wake up at 230 or 300 and I'm wide awake with zero chance of falling back to sleep. I'm solid the whole day though - I don't feel tired. I usually just go to work after an elongated morning routine.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo ID for them, though.
... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
What did the Latino fireman name his twin boys?
Jose and
Hose B
Seriously, I was just going to post that the last number of jokes are not repeatable to kids.
Which reminds me of the time my mom started to tell my 12 year old daughter a joke with "2 lesbians walk into a bar..." I shut it down.
As I was writing my last reply I realized this thread could get political real quick. That's not my intention here, so keep it clean of the controversial...please.