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  1. SamClemmons

    Gentlemen, go kiss your woman

    If I pulled that on the wifey I'd lose an eye. NA
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    Officer Delays Man as Relative Died

    This cop should be fired and I don't say that lightly. This was not simply a "lapse in judgement". NA
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    jgohlke (50)

    HBD. Welcome to the club. NA
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    Carol

    Moslty on account of I'm insecure, plus a low post count lulls folks into thinking I'm harmless, plus, that video is in the top three funniest things I've seen on broadcast TV. NA
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    Carol

    safe for work NA
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    Soap?

    Tomato sauce. NA
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    I'm a bloody mess

    Camel non filters for a nice easy draw... just to be safe. NA
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    I'm 40 next Tuesday, my thoughts

    Some screwball posted this a couple years ago and I think it is relevant. NA
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    Cures for the common cold

    Hey, I LIKE Tang and Vodka but rarely have such a good reason for drinking it. It's got vitamins and shizz! (I started drinking it way back when while at an isolated duty station) NA
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    Cures for the common cold

    Friday my eyes were kinda watery/itchy, breath felt a little hot and in the evening I started sneezing. Great, I got a fuggin' cold. Scored some Zicam on the way home and started using it. Saturday I wake up with an industrial strength cold. Eyes are blitzed, head pounding, sneezing, coughing...
  11. SamClemmons

    Fake PSD4

    If he doesn't settle up then he's lying about being honest. Big surprise. I don't think he tried to rip anybody off. I think he got burned... didn't know it... and burned other people because he didn't know any better. The fact that he didn't man up and cop to it says all about him anyone needs...
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    Chat Room?

    Chatrooms attract a bad element. NA
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    Famous / notorious ancestry?

    Talk about really, really bad luck... twice. NA
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    Famous / notorious ancestry?

    My wifey is a direct decendant of Nathan Bedford Forrest and can trace her family back to Jamestown. My step mom is a direct decendant of Thomas Jonathan Jackson. Me, I'm just a mutt dutchwestvirginian BUT I was a horse holder for Hanba'al on his way to Iberia in 237 BCE till I was run over by...
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    CP OUTTAKES

    Matt R did a few of these too. I'm not about to go searching since they are in individual threads. I think part of the title was "Q & A"... but you'll prolly have to wade through Matty's posts which are often pretty disturbing. NA
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    Fake PSD4

    That's very odd behavior for an innocent man. It's spot on though for one who isn't. NA
  17. SamClemmons

    Okay, okay, war's over

    This was the best package, BY FAR, that I ever received from a newb. Dago's only crime, IMO, is that he was a little too good at hiding his identity. He certainly deserves the recognition. If all the packages he sent out were like mine he probably surrendered because he's broke. I'm glad he...
  18. SamClemmons

    Bolivar Short Bolivar & Bolivar Legendarios ?

    Bolivar Royal Corona's are the best bang for the buck. NA
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    Sonofabish

    I'm patient. Just so you know though: Testimonial: Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And...
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    Sonofabish

    I like naivete in my women... but it just makes a man look like a rube. NA
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