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Oh puhlease. My wife cooks dinner for me every night and breakfast on the weekends. "Oh my" you say, "what a lucky guy" you continue. "It ain't like that" say I. It's insidious I tell you. She is a world class bad cook and I mean the absolute worst. See? She does it just to dare me to say...

Stalker! I don't know how many times I have to say this but here it is one more time before I get a restraining order. Brian, I was happilly married till you started this nonsense... well sorta, I love my wife but she doesn't like me very much. She bought me a Sony PRS-505 in an effort to curb...

That... is how you handle this. NA

True conversation: Wife: What on earth have you been doing downstairs till 2:00am (she's been in bed since 9:00pm) Husband: masturbating. Wife: For 5 hours? Husband: I'm old and we're on dial up. Wife: Wash you hands. NA

Pembroke was buying and selling cigars that could have gone toward eliminating his debt and didn't think it would be a problem. Is this a true statement? NA

Not the way to go with this pembroke. NA

I think that's a bit premature but I will say this, for 65 bones I would buy his team. NA

If all else fails he's got a pretty good FFL team we could sell for him. NA Admirable gesture souldog but I think you missed Smurfy's point. If we have to make things right it's for the guys that are owed not the guy that owes... cause he ain't gonna be here no more. NA

"If you wasn’t wearin’ that black robe I’d take you out in back of this courthouse and I’d try a little bit of your honor on. You understand that, you ..." Damn Jerry, you was a stitch... So long.

This is sooooooo "last week". NA

Relax. We'll get all that sorted out after the season starts. Too much going on now with other drafts/leagues. You??? In 1st place??? Were you at the same draft I was last night??? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NA

Everybody paid up? NA

I just wanna say that nobody likes you. You know that right? We only tolerate you cause you own the football. Sending me stuff (real nice stuff) ain't gonna help your cause. I just want you to know that. I mean, you're always gonna be Ted and there just isn't any way around that. I'm sure it's a...

Naw. It's about 10 days after work.... say 3 hours a night. Leisurely wood splitting to say the least. It was 90+ degrees though. NA

Or.... they're hearing impaired and confident... or, their audience is and isn't. NA

"Age is a state of mind". If somebody says that to you it means that 9 times out of 10... they are old... and so are you. Anybody that tells you 50+ ain't old is just full of shiff. My dad said that to me today but what does he know, he's old (82)? He knows plenty. He said that to me after...

Be patient. NA

See? That woulda been bold talk... before you quit. Now it's just barking through the fence. NA

First time I ever heard "FEAR" called "circumstances beyond his control"... I did know a guy in Cuba who called "peeing down his leg" that. Welcome Marc. NA

I'm not Fuck'n happy now. NA