It’s that time of year again @JoeMO ! Ol’ Santa needs to get those little bastards elves working on filling Christmas lists, and your name came up next! So tell this cantankerous, forgetful, fat old man what you’re into! Are there certain sticks that you just love? Is there a particular leaf...

Ho Ho Ho, merry Christmas! @Pugman1943 are you one of those kids that screamed like a baby when you sat on my lap? You look familiar… Anyway, how about a nice football? Or, I have a Red Ryder BB gun with your name on it! Don’t shoot your eye out! Kid, you need to hurry up, the store is about...

Hohoho, ‘tis the season to be merry. My elves tell me that @wrussell46 has been a good little boy this year. Come hop up on Santa’s lap and tell him what your Christmas wishes are. Don’t worry about that bulge in my pants…it’s just a cigar, I promise. What cigars have you been enjoying this...

Ho ho ho and Merry Christmas, Wyatt! @Brickhouse So, have you been a good little member this year, or have you been sneaking in a few naughty puffs when Santa isn’t looking? I think I already know the answer, but I’ll let you spill the beans... or should I say spill the ash? I see you've been...

@cabaiguan juan I have a special spot in my lap just for you! Why don't you come on over and tell Santa what you want for Christmas? And when you aren't smoking those nasty, stinky cigars, what else do you like to do? Or maybe you have kids that need constantly entertained? A long-suffering...

HOHOHO @Cparker and a Merry Christmas to you. It's that time of year where I've been eating everything in sight and growing my beard extra long and white. Everyone at the North Pole has been putting in extra hours to make this the best Christmas ever! What say you? What can I do to make this...

@rbbrock Have you been a good boy this year? What would you like Santa to get for you? Any interest's or hobbies you or the family have that Santa should know about?

So have you been a good little boy? What can Santa bring you to make you happy? Is there a misses and/or little aquiring93? What would they like if so? What do you enjoy drinking.

I don't know who this guy Gary is, but it took me weeks to find that damn ashtray, and you're giving him props! F*ck him. Smh. Guess what you're getting this year for Christmas? 💩

<makes a note on the naughty list> 🎅🏻

Happy birthday Ben

Santa went. Maybe you should have picked a job with better international travel, like mine.

I won!

Elf, obviously.

Hey, I heard John Fields buys 30+ year old, crusty cigars! Maybe you can sell them to him. 🎅

Happy Birthday Brother!! Make it a special day today, you deserve it!

Ho Ho Ohhhhhh! I'm so glad my elves brought one of these all the way back to the North Pole for me. It really is the unicorn they say it is!

Thank you BOTL's for you kind and encouraging thoughts. You are my "family" and I am glad you are here with me. I am finally home to a great wife and real food and all the rest without blood/sugar tests every four hours. It was great seeing your family xmas photos you shared, and some of the...

Even I enjoyed this story. Lets face it, we are fun folks and appreciate good things.

Ho ho ho. This one is one of my favorites!