Welcome from the north.

Fuck cookies, I want that!

I’m going to start sending you Christmas lists.

Caine. It’s not just snow up here. Something has to pay for this operation.

You’d be amazed how often this is asked for.

I often get asked how do I get it done in one night? This is my answer: my playlist is Wizards in Winter, on repeat and coke. Lots of coke. That’s how the shit gets done.

That shit looks like my sleigh.

I don't know who this guy Gary is, but it took me weeks to find that damn ashtray, and you're giving him props! F*ck him. Smh. Guess what you're getting this year for Christmas? 💩

<makes a note on the naughty list> 🎅🏻

Happy birthday Ben

Santa went. Maybe you should have picked a job with better international travel, like mine.

I won!

Elf, obviously.

Hey, I heard John Fields buys 30+ year old, crusty cigars! Maybe you can sell them to him. 🎅

Happy Birthday Brother!! Make it a special day today, you deserve it!

Ho Ho Ohhhhhh! I'm so glad my elves brought one of these all the way back to the North Pole for me. It really is the unicorn they say it is!

Thank you BOTL's for you kind and encouraging thoughts. You are my "family" and I am glad you are here with me. I am finally home to a great wife and real food and all the rest without blood/sugar tests every four hours. It was great seeing your family xmas photos you shared, and some of the...

Even I enjoyed this story. Lets face it, we are fun folks and appreciate good things.

Ho ho ho. This one is one of my favorites!

Big "V", Happy Birthday to ya.