A Tale of Two Addictions

[guinnessguy]

Computer Geeks (cg's) versus Cigar Smokers (cs's)

cg's are always looking for more MIPS
cs's are always looking for more ISOM's

cg's always need more storage space for data
cs's always need more storage space for ISOM's

cg's use fans to keep their systems cooler
cs's use fans IN COOLERS to keep their ISOM's happy

cg's are afraid of hackers
cs's are afraid of hacking up a lung after smoking a strong ISOM

cg's always stop at Radio Shack to buy parts
cs's always stop at the cigar store on their way to buying anything

cg's surf the web
cs's surf the cigar websites

cg's use incomprehensible terms like ROM, RAM, Megahertz, CPU, and floppy
cs's use normal terms like ISOM, BOTL, Maduro, and Herf

 

[cvmfour]

Dead on :thumbs:

 

[KayakinBoy]

nicely put