A True Friend

Pugman1943

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A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner. His wife screams, "You asshole! My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

Why the f&%# did you bring him home?"

"Cause he's thinking of getting married..."
 
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