Anybody interested in a survey?

[CvilleYoungGun]

Count me in!


Surveys are great for wasting time at school.

Maybe a question: Who is your favorite FOG
What is your favorite SC quote?
What members of your family support and what members hate your cigar smoking?

 

[Swifty]

:thumbs:

 

[xprinter]

I just typed up a quick list of questions since there seems to be at least some willingness to participate.

1. Age?
2. Marital Status? How long?
3. Number of Children?
4. Pets? What kind?
5. Highest year of education completed?
6. Employed?
7. Male or Female?
8. East or West of the Mississippi River?
9. How long have you smoked cigars?
10. How often do you smoke?
11. Where do you smoke most of the time?
12. Do you usually smoke alone?
13. How often do you go to HERFs?
14. Favorite accompaniment to you cigar?
15. How many cigars to you keep on hand?
16. How did you find Cigar Pass?
17. Do you regularly buy lottery tickets or only when the jackpot's big?
18. How many vehicles do you own?
19. How long is your daily commute?
20. Do you own a pair of Velcro shoes?
21. Would you like to see my boobies? :whistling: :whistling:


This is not THE list. I'm looking for suggestions on what to take out and what to add. I want to keep it to 30 questions or less just to simplify compilation of data. Please be as brutal as you want to be. I'm looking at this as more of a collaboration that I just put together at the end. I'm grateful for all the feedback I can get. Keep in mind that we don't want to get too personal. We want everybody to be willing to answer.

Thanks!

22. You ever seen a grown man naked? :sign:

23 Would you like to see a grown man naked?

+boobies I'm in!

 

[Cigar Hound]

I would definitely participate in the survey. Maybe it could have booby pictures attached though.

That, sir, is the kind of innovative thinking that makes this country great!

Wilkey

How about a survey about boobie pictures!!

 

[Swissy]

Emo and MattR started doing this awhile ago... did some rather good interviews (as usual, Neal's was a classic!)

can't remember what they titled them... "Q&A with..." or something like that. I'll have to search around and see if I can find them again.

might be interesting to have the '2006 version'...

EDIT: It WAS 'Q & A with Matt R' - might give you some ideas. Might not hurt to ge with Matt and/or Emo and see what they had in store? ideas, line up of guys, etc...

 

[The Black Cloud]

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

just kidding.

Real suggestions:

What type of music do you listen to?
What TV shows do you watch?
What are some of your favorite movies?
What was your very first cigar?
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

If sure there are others I could think of. Count me in by the way.

 

[Jeff1101]

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

just kidding.

Real suggestions:

What type of music do you listen to?
What TV shows do you watch?
What are some of your favorite movies?
What was your very first cigar?
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?

If sure there are others I could think of. Count me in by the way.

I prefer them bald. :whistling:

 

[IgwanaRob]

22. You ever seen a grown man naked? :sign:

Gee, thanks - I amost had it out of my mind....


Working at a nursing home in Jamaica (Queens) today, I go to walk into a room at one end of the hallway to check the fire alarm system (smoke detector on the ceiling) and a see the girl who's cleaning the bathrooms quickly walk out of the room and right into the next one, to get into the bathroom that was shared between the two rooms.

I should have taken the hint, but I start to walk in anyway.

I see a leg bouncing around on the bed, and hear some weird noises coming from the old man on the other side of the half-drawn curtain. Just as I think it may be someone in trouble, my instincts take over and I stop just short of a full view of what was really going on.

He wasn't in in pain, he was, well he was helping himself feel the exact opposite of pain!

My eyes (the two on my face as well as the one in my mind) were spared the worst - yet when I got home, I still felt like picking up drinking again!

 

[countikon]

I'm in. Give me a hollar when you're ready.

 

[davidr2340]

Count me in as well!

 

[Bargogirl]

22. You ever seen a grown man naked? :sign:

23 Would you like to see a grown man naked?

But wouldn't you see boobies if you saw a grown man naked??
And what about grown men dressed up like women with fake boobies :0 ?
Does that count?
I bet you could find some pics of that on a Jerry Springer show :laugh: !
Although I don't think I'd be interested in seeing any of those.

I'll take the survey though (as long as I don't have to come up with any boobie pics - Mike is really sensitive about me taking snapshots of him in the shower - that would be the normal man booby pics not the other type).

Well my job is done here, and I think I've done as much damage as I can possibly do :sign: :sign: :whistling: (Boy am I in deep trouble when he sees this post :sign: )

Bargogirl

 

[LilBastage]

Emo and MattR started doing this awhile ago... did some rather good interviews (as usual, Neal's was a classic!)

can't remember what they titled them... "Q&A with..." or something like that. I'll have to search around and see if I can find them again.

might be interesting to have the '2006 version'...

EDIT: It WAS 'Q & A with Matt R' - might give you some ideas. Might not hurt to ge with Matt and/or Emo and see what they had in store? ideas, line up of guys, etc...

I'm not sure I have the connections needed for that type of thing. I would love to see it come back. Maybe if this goes well and I have the time I could volunteer to do something similar if nobody else wanted to.

I was thinking that this would be more like an anonymous survey for info and then I would compile the info and give us a composite look at the typical CPer.

Something like "The average CPer is ** years old, married/single. He likes long walks on the beach and boobies..." Or "40% of CPers said have seen a grown man naked..."

Something like that. It would obviously be from whatever sample of those willing to participate, but it could still be fun. It would by no means give us a completely accurate analysis. I got the idea from all of the "What do you do?" and other questions like that. I thought if we could put it all together we could have an interesting and fun picture.

It looks like there's at least some interest and willingness to participate. I'll compose a list of questions and try to have them up before Friday!

Thanks for all of the replies! :thumbs:

 

[Swissy]

SNIP...
I was thinking that this would be more like an anonymous survey for info and then I would compile the info and give us a composite look at the typical CPer.

Something like "The average CPer is ** years old, married/single. He likes long walks on the beach and boobies..." Or "40% of CPers said have seen a grown man naked..."
...

Oh crap...

:laugh: This is gonna be good... better set up a google mail account that everyone can send in their email from to make it TOTALLY anonymous - you may read things that you don't WANT to know who sent it!!

LMAO...

 

[rudou]

I just typed up a quick list of questions since there seems to be at least some willingness to participate.

1. Age?
2. Marital Status? How long?
3. Number of Children?
4. Pets? What kind?
5. Highest year of education completed?
6. Employed?
7. Male or Female?
8. East or West of the Mississippi River?
9. How long have you smoked cigars?
10. How often do you smoke?
11. Where do you smoke most of the time?
12. Do you usually smoke alone?
13. How often do you go to HERFs?
14. Favorite accompaniment to you cigar?
15. How many cigars to you keep on hand?
16. How did you find Cigar Pass?
17. Do you regularly buy lottery tickets or only when the jackpot's big?
18. How many vehicles do you own?
19. How long is your daily commute?
20. Do you own a pair of Velcro shoes?
21. Would you like to see my boobies? :whistling: :whistling:


This is not THE list. I'm looking for suggestions on what to take out and what to add. I want to keep it to 30 questions or less just to simplify compilation of data. Please be as brutal as you want to be. I'm looking at this as more of a collaboration that I just put together at the end. I'm grateful for all the feedback I can get. Keep in mind that we don't want to get too personal. We want everybody to be willing to answer.

Thanks!

22. You ever seen a grown man naked? :sign:

23. Do you hear voices that only seem to be speaking to you? (Ohh.. was that too personal?)

 

[LilBastage]

I'm just hoping it's not too frightening !

I'm trying to figure out a way to make it totally anonymous, but I can't figure out a cheap (free) way to do it without at least me seeing the names. I guess it would be up to everyone to trust me not to blackmail you :laugh: .

Seriously, though, I'm not really interested in who answers what question how. I don't even need to see the names that are attached to the responses. I'm just acting as the compiler.

Does anyone have any suggestions for a cheap (free) way to get the responses anonymously? Is the Google Mail thing doable? (never used it) I guess I could just do that or Yahoo Mail and put the acct info in the thread. Hopefully the bots wouldn't overload it with spam...

hmmm...