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Be Afraid...

Whoa Smoke, you slip off your meds? Remember your deep breathing exercises, get your anti depressants refilled, and go talk to someone with a calm soothing voice and all will be well. No need for all this hostility, we’re all brothers/sisters here, remember?


Repeat after me, goosfrabaa, goosfrabaa, goosfrabaa, goos…
 
kfj said:
It still amazes me at how nice you guys are to other botl
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Nice?!? You got the wrong idea about me son! I'm after carnage and more importantly PIF! They have a hard time hiting back when you got a store as your arsenal! They blow each other up after I bomb and I get to watch!
 
I've never had the pleasure of an introduction, but my husband speaks highly of you (except when he's calling you a mental patient, that is). No really, he says the war you started last year is the one everyone remembers so it must have been a grand one! Keep those B****'s crying while they're on their knees holding the rubble that use to be their mail boxes!! ;) Looking forward to the full length movie event!
 
Bargogirl said:
I've never had the pleasure of an introduction, but my husband speaks highly of you (except when he's calling you a mental patient, that is). No really, he says the war you started last year is the one everyone remembers so it must have been a grand one! Keep those B****'s crying while they're on their knees holding the rubble that use to be their mail boxes!! ;) Looking forward to the full length movie event!
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They are making a movie about the CP campaign? How will it even get past the MPAA? :sign:
 
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Smokyballs said:
Mr Peat said:
Smokyballs said:
tkoepp said:
Nice play Smokeyballs
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Newbie, doesn't know I hate that fu(king "e"! I think I'm ready to teach quite of few of you newbies a lesson about bombing. I might even give some of you old boys a refresher course in the art of WAR! This time I'm not playing for prizes or making you bomb each other. I'm just going to start firing and see who can take the damage I will inflict! Heads up fools, no posted dc #s, no way of knowing who, or how many! Hide the dog, gather up the women and children, put on that flak jacket! It starts now...
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That sure is one long winded speech. :p
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Not quite as long as the PADRON speech, Loren!
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I'm sorry I missed THAT speech! I guarantee I know what it was about though!
 
Oh Goody Brads on the warpath again, for those of you who have never dealt with the Smokin Sack heres a little advice....

Get you one of these>
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Or one of these>
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This will NOT do>
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Because this is what happens>
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And be on the lookout for the local news for this image>
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Smokyballs loves to create carnage and mayhem, I know, I work with thim and he smacks me around on a daily basis.
Hunker down, hide the wife and kids, and say your prayers.
His arsenal is second to none and his generosity is legendary............

In the words of Dennis Leary "Life sucks get a f****ng helmet"

Good Luck Folks!
 
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