Ben killed my dog.

[Bitaemo]

I thought Mormons where supposed to be loving, spreading the word of love among men and all that....

I know one Mormon that isn't paying attention.

I came home from work on Friday, and found Chaos. Where my house once stood was an open hole with wood strewn about and a "US Postal" sticker still smoldering in the pile.

I called out to my dog. No answer. My heart began to beat. I saw his chain, I followed it... 5 ft, 10 ft... where is he? 20 ft... then I came to the end... an empty dog collar with a cigar tangled up in it.

WHOOOOO DIIIIID THIIIIIIIS? I cried? And then I saw it. The name responsible for me loosing everything (and haven't seen my wife in a few days since, but I digress....)

Ben Fisher
Mormonland

Thank you Ben.

I LOVE the new Humidor. I finally have a place for all my babies to sleep in perfect 65% Humidity THANK you for the extras too. I cannot believe you sent all this, and I will PIF shortly. I just dont know how I ever can to the same level. Thank you brother.

 

[tomthirtysix]

I thought Mormons where supposed to be loving, spreading the word of love among men and all that....

I know one Mormon that isn't paying attention.

I came home from work on Friday, and found Chaos. Where my house once stood was an open hole with wood strewn about and a "US Postal" sticker still smoldering in the pile.

I called out to my dog. No answer. My heart began to beat. I saw his chain, I followed it... 5 ft, 10 ft... where is he? 20 ft... then I came to the end... an empty dog collar with a cigar tangled up in it.

WHOOOOO DIIIIID THIIIIIIIS? I cried? And then I saw it. The name responsible for me loosing everything (and haven't seen my wife in a few days since, but I digress....)

Ben Fisher
Mormonland

Thank you Ben.

I LOVE the new Humidor. I finally have a place for all my babies to sleep in perfect 65% Humidity THANK you for the extras too. I cannot believe you sent all this, and I will PIF shortly. I just dont know how I ever can to the same level. Thank you brother.

Did he send you pipes, too? :laugh:

 

[Bitaemo]

Did he send you pipes, too? :laugh:

God Im retarded lately.

 

[grateful1]

Did he send you pipes, too?

God, I'm retarded lately.

Tom = God ???

 

[gtadroptop]

The first thing I thought when I saw the title of this post was what did Roethlisberger do now?!

Nicely played. :thumbs:

 

[bfisher88]

Glad it finally made it up north safely Tim. Hope you will enjoy the humi and the sticks. If I can just get you to stop smoking kahluas, my job is done . Enjoy bro!

 

[Wolfie]

I've eaten dog. It's not bad.

 

[T2P]

Nice play Ben!

From what I have read about Tim and his elusive search for the Kahluas, you will have to pry him off of them like a poodle on a postman.

 

[bfisher88]

Nice play Ben!

From what I have read about Tim and his elusive search for the Kahluas, you will have to pry him off of them like a poodle on a postman.

Yes, his addiction to the Kahluas is a never ending battle that he has failed to win.... God help him.