Best news headline..

[denverdog]

LINK - Simply fantastic.

 

[bfreebern]

Woo Hoo!

 

[Rob_k]

Woo Hoo!

i see your wife took pics before you and the boys headed out that night :sign: ....

 

[Michal]

lol, it could have happend only in America :laugh:

 

[grateful1]

CAP'N CREEP GRABS GAL
BURRITO IN MASKED MOLESTER'S TIGHTS

linky to NY Post article.

LMAO!

 

[jfields]

Fuggin funny! What would have been even funnier would have been if it was a drunk politician. :laugh:

 

[insight]

Woo Hoo!

They misspelled Andrew Welch as Dr. Raymond Adamcik in the article.

 

[denverdog]

"The red-white-and-blue-clad "captain" allegedly staggered up to a woman, pointed out the Mexican delicacy in his spandex pants and grabbed her in a private place."

 

[grateful1]

"The red-white-and-blue-clad "captain" allegedly staggered up to a woman, pointed out the Mexican delicacy in his spandex pants and grabbed her in a private place."

Matt? ???

 

[smokelaw1]

ANd then he tried flushing a joint down the toilet in jail AND GOT CAUGHT! Dude...if you are in jail, and they haven't found your pot yet...something a little less obvious than a toilet flush might be called for.
Then again, rational thought escapes nearly one out of three wasted superheros with a Burrito in their tights.

 

[bfreebern]

Then again, rational thought escapes nearly one out of three wasted superheros with a Burrito in their tights.

LOL. By the looks of the burrito, he must have ordered it through the Taco Bell drive-thru before they went super hero "clubbin".