Wolfie
Alien
The man's voice made me angry, in ways I can't tell you. And yet I feel like this is truly a loss. The man was classic.



I stopped worrying about dying a long, long time ago. I think it was 1971. It makes you overly careful and do stupid shit.What a wild weekend.
If he wasn't pitching it, you didn't need it.
Rest in quiet peace, dude.
Shit. My mortality is in much sharper focus this weekend than I'm comfortable with.
Creepo Jackson, Farrah, Billy...
Gents...got your wills and families taken care of? You really ready to be gone?
Trey
Too bad, he seemed alright. You would have thought the Sham Wow guy would have gone first.
Wow, this is starting to get surreal. Either everyone's got a real bad stroke of bad luck, or God's cleaning house and I'm not sure why.
St. Matthew, probably, seeing he was a tax collector.Wow, this is starting to get surreal. Either everyone's got a real bad stroke of bad luck, or God's cleaning house and I'm not sure why.
Care to take a guess? Making room for something? Maybe a celestial accounting error? Who does the bookkeeping, anyway?
Wow, this is starting to get surreal. Either everyone's got a real bad stroke of bad luck, or God's cleaning house and I'm not sure why.