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Bobby Carparts tried to hit me!

AVB

Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
Joined
Nov 14, 2003
Messages
24,021
Location
Near York, PA.
I wuz comin' to da houze when I seen Silvio sneakin' round my mailbox. Dat bastage wuz lucky I didn't have any long iron wid me or he'd be checkin' out da clouds. Anyways, I pull into da back and scope things out. What ever Silvio and Artie wuz up to dey finished wid it and left. Upon close inspection of my mailbox I saw the wire......nice try Bobby Carparts but nuttin' so simple as dis is gonna get de AVB. After fixin' the trip wire I saw what a bastage you really are. A high power CAO Sopranos torpedo set to impale me when I opened da lid wid a toro and robusto as a backup! Nice try. Now I got da goods and you'll never know when they'll be used. :0 :0 :0





Thanks AdvAutoBob AKA Bobby Carparts!
 
Goddammit! Am I going to have to pay the RANSOM just to get HBO? I can't just order HBO, but some fuggin premium package adding $20 worth of crap I'll never watch.
 
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