bumper stickers

[Robbmt]

On the way to work I read one: Keep honking ... I'm reloading!
Put me in a good mood for most of the morning.

So...........

Post them here, anything you saw recently that was interesting/ thought provoking/ or just too damned funny.

Please try to keep it down to a couple of entries apiece. Just whatever struck you recently. Pictures are ok but not needed. This is open to everybody.

No subject or organization or chain of thought is out of line here.

Winner will be chosen soley by me and however I feel about it when I read them next Monday. A prize pack will come from my desktop (you decide if it is worth your time to try :sign: )

 

[DePasta]

How 'bout these:

Seen on a jeep: If you can read this turn me over (written upsode down)

Or better yet: Wife and dog missing...Reward for dog

Regards,
Dan

 

[psyktek]

"Bipartisanship
I'll hug your elephant
if you'll kiss my ass."

 

[sack]

republican's bumper sticker, run hillary run!

 

[grand cru no 2]

I thought this one was great:

 

[Swifty]

 

[atuck]

9 out of 10 women are battered!
And I'm still eating mine plain!

 

[Savage112]

It may not be funny to everybody, but I chuckle every time I see the Nixon/Lodge bumper sticker on a co-workers 1995 ford wagon.

And then there is the car with the sticker that says

Horn broken, watch for finger

 

[Ekans]

I like what my friend is using, It's this Audi TT with huge Tyres and it says: God is my Co-Pilot

 

[stogieman]

I thought this was a little funny since NY doesn't actually allow cell phone use while your driving.



Bastids....... :thumbs:

 

[BGarv3]

Ok being a harley rider my favorite is.....


IF you can read this
The Bitch fell off

sorry I know here is a bad word in there but it is my favorite

 

[AVB]

On a Church bus: If God is your Co-Pilot......Switch seats.
On a minivan: They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken
On a car with band stickers on it: You can't spell "CRAP" without "RAP"


And the best one:

 

[hudsonvalley]

The Lottery is a Tax on People Who Are Bad at Math.

 

[toliver]

Here are my two favorites:

1. Constipated People Don't Give A ****.

2. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

TOliver

 

[IgwanaRob]

Recent favorite: Hillary Happens

My all time favorite: Support Cannibalism - EAT ME!
(on a car driven by a senior citizen in the Bronx)

 

[Cheeze]

One of my favs.

I wish my wife was as dirty as my car.


Seen on a very dirt car. LOL

 

[Seamus]

I saw this one on the way in this morning.

 

[Ralph]

I support P.E.T.A.
(People Eating Tasty Animals)

I saw a great one while vacationing in Florida:

Keep the South Clean
Buy a Yankee a bus ticket.

 

[BlindedByScience]

...in the painfully politically correct PacNW I saw a dandy:

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why'd they make them out of meat?"

Not a bumper sticker, but a real, honest to goodness Oregon lic. plate:

...put THAT on the wife's car and see what happens...... :whistling:

Cheers - B.B.S.

 

[stevehawk]

Ever stop to think...
...and forget to start again?

???