bumper stickers

[Trek]

"Your kid may be an honor roll student, but your an idiot"

 

[Drake]

 

[KayakinBoy]

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[wam79]

Saw this the other day
perfect for all of us

Bill

 

[smokelaw1]

I used an olnile service to make my own bumper stickers, though I never actually putthem on my car. the best was



I cannabilize my victims and I vote!

 

[ggiese]

"The only one who got done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe"

"Come to the dark side - we have cookies"

"What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about"

"Sorry, cowboy - in my corral 8 seconds ain't no ride!!!"

"I'm not good with empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"

"So many freaks, too few circuses"

"Guns kill people - nearly as well as assault weapons do."

"Everything I know I learned from bumper stickers"


As seen on cop cars..

"Body Piercing by Smith & Wesson"

"The reason I pulled you over was.... JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!!!"

"Always remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a cop."

"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large crowds."

"HONK - if you want a ticket"

 

[junkman_56]

I thought we were only allowing two entries, oh well...

My entries:

1) Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
2) Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.


Honorable mention:
Hang up and drive.

 

[ggiese]

I thought we were only allowing two entries, oh well...

My entries:

1) Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
2) Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.


Honorable mention:
Hang up and drive.

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I wasn't interested in the contest - I thought all of those were funny and couldn't pick my favorite... Anyone who wants to copy, help yourself!!!

 

[Shibumi]

Senility is Hereditary..You get it from your Children.

or

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands

 

[loanshark]

"Save a tree. Wipe your a$$ with an owl"
"Save a cow eat a whale"
"If you can read this the accedent was your fault" In tiny letters on the back of a car.

Some of my Fav.

 

[jcpyro]

"I still miss my ex-wife,
But my aim is improving"

 

[CoventryCat86]

For KayakinBoy:

 

[Shibumi]

one more...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[AVB]

Com'on Bill, give credit where credit is due.

And then there is the car with the sticker that says

Horn broken, watch for finger

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[CoventryCat86]

 

[CoventryCat86]

Com'on Bill, give credit where credit is due.

Oooops, sorry, I missed that.....

 

[loanshark]

"BEER... Helping white guys dance since 1842"

 

[lucasbuck]

My other Ride is your Wife

Good Girls get Fat, Bad Girls get Eaten

 

[KayakinBoy]

For KayakinBoy:

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That one is probably true though! :whistling:

 

[Swissy]

P.E.T.A.
People Eating Tasty Animals

or...

Eat Moose- 40,000 wolves can't be wrong!


Also seen in the back seat of a cop car, viewable from the arrested soul in back... "Are We Having Fun Yet??"

And finally- "Homer, Alaska- a quaint little drinking town with a fishing problem"

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