bumper stickers

[Lumberg]

The Lottery is a Tax on People Who Are Bad at Math.

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OMG Awesome!

In the same vein as the German Shepherd one,

My kid can beat up your honor roll student.

 

[grand cru no 2]

My 2nd entry (on my friends car),

"Grow your own dope, plant a blonde!"


She's a brunette obviously. :laugh:

 

[cletus]

"Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa "

Or


"STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going "

or

"Duct tape is like the Force.
It has a light side & a dark side,
and it holds the universe together."

 

[DevilsMilk]

Do Draft Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?

If you can read, Thank a teacher. If you can read in English, Thank a MARINE!


I know this was not a bumper sticker but was on a billboard in my home town.

"Do Vegitarians eat Animal Crackers?"

 

[Emmo]

I've seen this twice.

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW

 

[AJ_]

Here's my two favorites:

Drivier carries no money, driver is married.

And my buddy, who's a Marine, has a sticker on his truck that looks like a hunting license and says:

Special Issue - Resident - Lifetime License
United States
Terrorist Hunting Permit
Permit No. 91101
Gun Owner - No Bag Limit.

 

[tdog]

I saw a rather distasteful one the other day but I had to chuckle at it:

" My other ride is your mom."

tdog

 

[Shibumi]

My other Ride is your Wife

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Already Done. Sort of.

 

[camaroon4me]

I have one on my jeep that says "vegetarian", old indian word for "bad hunter".

Another that I used to have was.... visualize using your turn signals!


One that I found humorous was on a flatted out car that was being hauled to the steel recycling plant, it read "how's my driving?", and someone at the junkyard had painted on "not very good". :laugh:

 

[bmd34202]

Saw this over the weekend: "My wife thinks I'm at Promisekeepers"

(For those of you who know what promisekeepers is)

 

[Randyb1]

This kinda fits in .

How to keep your girlfriend off the back of your motorcycle.
Put a bumper sticker on it that reads .

Caution Wide Load

 

[CoventryCat86]

Not a sticker but funny :laugh:

 

[inflatus]

The sticker on my truck.


"Democrats are sexy.... Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?"


:thumbs:

 

[DePasta]

How about:

Hug your kids at home....Belt them in the car.

 

[wam79]

I'm just driving this way
to piss you off


Bill

 

[Bargogirl]

I thought this one was great:

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Ah oh, CC! Gotcha with another repeat! But it looks like you found some good others anyway! Especially against those darn liberals! :laugh:

Two of my favs:

"Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!"(Saw that one before I knew who Jesus was :blush: but I still can't help likin it)

"Save the Rain Forest, eat a vegetarian!"

Ahhh - I never get tired of pokin' fun at liberals but not KB...no wait, especially KB! :laugh: :laugh:

 

[KayakinBoy]

Ah oh, CC! Gotcha with another repeat! But it looks like you found some good others anyway! Especially against those darn liberals! :laugh:

Two of my favs:

"Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!"(Saw that one before I knew who Jesus was :blush: but I still can't help likin it)

"Save the Rain Forest, eat a vegetarian!"

Ahhh - I never get tired of pokin' fun at liberals but not KB...no wait, especially KB! :laugh: :laugh:

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What? I can't hear you? :sign:

 

[IgwanaRob]

What? I can't hear you? :sign:

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The very definition of Irony.

 

[Castaway]

On the way to work I read one: Keep honking ... I'm reloading!
Put me in a good mood for most of the morning.

So...........

Post them here, anything you saw recently that was interesting/ thought provoking/ or just too damned funny.

Please try to keep it down to a couple of entries apiece. Just whatever struck you recently. Pictures are ok but not needed. This is open to everybody.

No subject or organization or chain of thought is out of line here.

Winner will be chosen soley by me and however I feel about it when I read them next Monday. A prize pack will come from my desktop (you decide if it is worth your time to try :sign: )

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Great thread...Good luck trying to pick a winner...

 

[DevilsMilk]

Ah oh, CC! Gotcha with another repeat! But it looks like you found some good others anyway! Especially against those darn liberals! :laugh:

Two of my favs:

"Nuke the gay whales for Jesus!"(Saw that one before I knew who Jesus was :blush: but I still can't help likin it)

"Save the Rain Forest, eat a vegetarian!"

Ahhh - I never get tired of pokin' fun at liberals but not KB...no wait, especially KB! :laugh: :laugh:

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What? I can't hear you? :sign:

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Buddy at work has one that says:

"Annoy a liberal/ Have a nice day"