Buttered Floor Prank
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Shooter
Living life on the heavies.
ahhh the memories... nothing like dumping a small bottle of skunk scent in your buddies room at 3 am while they are asleep
Mr Peat
Rich Perelman, "Loren you have a Godlike Presence.
A friend of mine let off a huge pack of 1 1/2" Black Cats in a Frat house. I think there was 1000 fire crackers. All I can say that it was loud and smoky. :laugh:
PSTAN
Active Member
That is Great!!!
I had one of those types of dorm room mates, needless to say nearly rotten bananas really stink up a mattress if you don't get them out of the bed :laugh:
I had one of those types of dorm room mates, needless to say nearly rotten bananas really stink up a mattress if you don't get them out of the bed :laugh:
Rob_k
If it ain't Scottish...it's crap!
try using liquid ass next time....lasts for hours. :whistling:
garrettbuckeye
Member
that was tremendous - best laughs i've had all week!
Seavita
Active Member
agreed! God I needed that laugh today, wicked stress cases I work with today are on a rampage.
AngryFishH
Official Big Fish
Brilliant!!
It's even better then duct taping a whole bluefish to someones muffler.
Public Service Announcement:
Taping a whole bluefish to a muffler will cause permanent car damage. You see, as the oily bluefish cooks and then rots, then cooks again over a period of days it will leave a lasting scent that no amount of cleaning can remove.
It's even better then duct taping a whole bluefish to someones muffler.
Public Service Announcement:
Taping a whole bluefish to a muffler will cause permanent car damage. You see, as the oily bluefish cooks and then rots, then cooks again over a period of days it will leave a lasting scent that no amount of cleaning can remove.
Hillbilly Steaks
Dr. BBQ
Brilliant!!
It's even better then duct taping a whole bluefish to someones muffler.
Public Service Announcement:
Taping a whole bluefish to a muffler will cause permanent car damage. You see, as the oily bluefish cooks and then rots, then cooks again over a period of days it will leave a lasting scent that no amount of cleaning can remove.
whoa...that is sick :thumbs:
jfields
Where did all my money go?
I've done it all.............From picking the lock and throwing a pack of firecrackers at my buddy taking a crap. LOL! I can still see his eyes big as saucers as the lit pack was in mid air. :laugh:
Another good one was, I shot a crow and we took the back seat out of this pricks car and, stuffed it in there before putting the seat back. We forgot about it during the cold winter but, as soon as the first warm snap came........He kept talking about this godawful smell in his car. :laugh:
And last but not least! I would run an insulated wire from the victims ignition coil of their car under the carpet to come out between the seat bottom and backrest. The victim would sit on the exposed lead. When they would grab the key to crank her up, they would then complete the ground circut. Talk about shocking.........I never saw so many people come out of a car so fast. :laugh: One actually slammed his head into the roof of his truck, and then proceeded to try two more times before giving up.
Funny Hillbilly!!!!! :thumbs:
Another good one was, I shot a crow and we took the back seat out of this pricks car and, stuffed it in there before putting the seat back. We forgot about it during the cold winter but, as soon as the first warm snap came........He kept talking about this godawful smell in his car. :laugh:
And last but not least! I would run an insulated wire from the victims ignition coil of their car under the carpet to come out between the seat bottom and backrest. The victim would sit on the exposed lead. When they would grab the key to crank her up, they would then complete the ground circut. Talk about shocking.........I never saw so many people come out of a car so fast. :laugh: One actually slammed his head into the roof of his truck, and then proceeded to try two more times before giving up.
Funny Hillbilly!!!!! :thumbs:
Rebel Herfer
Adiskide honekin, orduak labur!
That is funny. Reminds me of the days of Saran-wrap on the toilet bowls, Visene in the drinks, and greased door handles. - and that's the stuff my teammates & I did to the guys we liked! :whistling:
Zeebra
Daddy still loves Padrón!
Buttered floor = comedy gold
jgohlke
My other hobby
two of my favorites:
Once at work, during our semi-annual cubicle move, we were instructed to knock off work early on Friday, box up all of our stuff, label all of our stuff with our new cube/office numbers. The plan called for the movers to come in Saturday, shuffle all the stuff, we come in on Monday and unpack our boxes.
On Friday, everybody got an extra box and dumped their trash in it, then we labeled it with our favorite manager's new cube number. When he got in on Monday, he had his 5 boxes plus about 60 more all stacked in his new office...the best part was the movers did all the work!
Other favorite:
Same company...they switched from 9-track computer tapes (reel-to-reel) to cartridge. Over about a 1 week period they threw out 30,000+ tapes into a dumpster in the parking lot. We "retreived" about 20 of them, wired them up to the ceiling of a manager's office and popped the snap rings off....the tape (thousands of feet of it per reel) just reeled itself off onto the floor into a gigantic pile of twisted and tangled magnetic tape. His office was literally chest deep in mag tape....
I have others, but some of my partners-in-crime still work there.... :whistling:
Once at work, during our semi-annual cubicle move, we were instructed to knock off work early on Friday, box up all of our stuff, label all of our stuff with our new cube/office numbers. The plan called for the movers to come in Saturday, shuffle all the stuff, we come in on Monday and unpack our boxes.
On Friday, everybody got an extra box and dumped their trash in it, then we labeled it with our favorite manager's new cube number. When he got in on Monday, he had his 5 boxes plus about 60 more all stacked in his new office...the best part was the movers did all the work!
Other favorite:
Same company...they switched from 9-track computer tapes (reel-to-reel) to cartridge. Over about a 1 week period they threw out 30,000+ tapes into a dumpster in the parking lot. We "retreived" about 20 of them, wired them up to the ceiling of a manager's office and popped the snap rings off....the tape (thousands of feet of it per reel) just reeled itself off onto the floor into a gigantic pile of twisted and tangled magnetic tape. His office was literally chest deep in mag tape....
I have others, but some of my partners-in-crime still work there.... :whistling: