Caption Contest in honor of Ian getting married

[Devil Doc]

I'm a dumb son of a bitch. The milk was free and I bought the cow anyway.

Doc

 

[kona1000]

"Yeah, i know pretty sweet, and it goes with my tattoos"

 

[mmburtch]

Wanna see my haggis?

 

[Asel.mike]

It was that kinda party

 

[Bayamos]

"Whats ever in my pants, bit my two fingers off."

 

[Fatken]

How did my ass get in the front?

 

[Aussie Shaun]

News just in, the Bay City Rollers are reforming and here is a sneek peek of the new front man.

Just in case you younguns dont know who the Bay City Rollers are, they are a Scottish band from the 70's ( google it ).

 

[kann]

Wanna see my haggis?

This gets my uncounted vote. I actually laughed audibly when I read it!

 

[ironpeddler]

I'm Too Sexy

 

[kona1000]

"Modeling the new urban style, Fergus, shows us the answer to the saggy jeans wearing rap stars of today"

“After 1000 years of total silence, a brave Scotsman reveals the undercarriage of the kilt.

We are only left to ask, “Why here, why now……”

 

[engspot]

Just a sneak preview of the honeymoon!

 

[mmburtch]

Blimey, I've mo hair on me legs than tha pretty lil ewe next door.

 

[4cbln3]

Man Rule #1 - NEVER let your friends design your online photo for E-Harmony.

 

[mmburtch]

The sumo wrestling craze invades Glasgow.

 

[wkoti]

After this game of strip poker, Susan Boyle looks pretty f**king good!

 

[MOBIG]

You guys are killing me, some of these are great! Lmao

 

[MOBIG]

Bump
I been very busy at work but this is still on!!!!

 

[mmburtch]

Did Ian ever get married, or did this thread scare the bjesus out of the lass.

 

[thefatguy]

July 27th fellas, so there is still time to make fun of my pic from the younger days, lmao.

 

[Pugman1943]

I'm really wearing this so you don't see my Depends.