Caption Contest!

[bilder]

Got some good responses last time around.

The rules are simple:
1. Make up a caption for the picture below.
2. Max 2 entries per person.
3. I am the sole judge.
Winner gets 5 assorted cigars and bragging rights for what ever they are worth.

Contest will end Thursday at midnight eastern time. Winner will be announced on Friday.

Now for the photo:

Have fun!

 

[The Volusianator]

"Double your pleasure, double your fun, we're both homosexual, well drink your..."

 

[JetDr]

Have fun!

The X-files are real, just ask our Anchorage chapter President, Bilder.

 

[Michal]

Life Advanture of Steve & Steve

Left Steve: Steve, stop showing me your photos for a while, and look what happend, the second dimension portal has opend...
Right Steve: Oh... Hi there CP member... um... ym... Steve... do something...

 

[boonedoggle]

"Guess where my left hand is...!"



Thanks for the contest!

 

[sack]

Got some good responses last time around.

The rules are simple:
1. Make up a caption for the picture below.
2. Max 2 entries per person.
3. I am the sole judge.
Winner gets 5 assorted cigars and bragging rights for what ever they are worth.

Contest will end Thursday at midnight eastern time. Winner will be announced on Friday.

Now for the photo:

Have fun!

I told you Nancy, everybody thinks we're brothers!

 

[tkoepp]

Two pairs of Horn-rimmed glasses... $250, Two red bandanas.... $4.25, Two counterfiet Izod polo shirts... $3.00 ... Knowing your ready for a job interview at the NLGJA... priceless.

 

[AVB]

Where's the Slapshot audition?





















This goes back aways if you remember the Paul Newman movie Slapshot although there were 3 Hanson brothers.

 

[Michal]

"Noooo! Its not a stupid palmtop! Its hypergalactic, multidimension TV pilot, but I just dont like to touch it with my finger... it will get dirty..."

 

[cookie_1978]

Where's the Slapshot audition?




I was thinking the same thing - they look like the Hanson brothers to me.
















This goes back aways if you remember the Paul Newman movie Slapshot although there were 3 Hanson brothers.

 

[AngryFishH]

I just love Bilder's caption contests. Thanks again for the sticks! Assuming I am still eligible...


It tastes like chicken. Does not. Does too. Does not. Does too.


Fish

P.S. - The guy in the background looks like he should be in the sex offender registry. That pic is eerily disturbing. Kudos to Bilder for finding it.

 

[Sunward]

Sven is confused, as the batteries run out on the remote controlling the gerbil in Igor's ass.

 

[Uncle Boo]

The paparazzi finally caught the Olsen Twins without makeup.

 

[bfreebern]

The white Milli Vanilli.

 

[Rob_k]

Where's the Slapshot audition?
This goes back aways if you remember the Paul Newman movie Slapshot although there were 3 Hanson brothers.

greatest hockey movie ever!

 

[rob300c]

Sven angrily text messages his stylist who insisted that he was wearing a one of a kind Gaultier outfit from the Pamplona lina.
Jimmy, meanwhile, is content with his 15 dollar Walmart purchase.

-Rob

PS. That Olsen twin caption is some hilarious shizz!

 

[wilmotrogers]

"The first one to grow a beard wins the Bjorn Borg look-alike contest!"

 

[Dan66]

Chandler Bing feverishly texts Joey: "I am sooo standing right next to Corey Feldman. And you won't believe what he's wearing!"

 

[Dan66]

Sorry... Double post!

 

[Boogs34]

Here are my 2 entries:

1 "I am Hanz." "And I am Franz." "And we are here to gay [clap] you up."

2 "I'm emailing the doctor now. We'll get rid it." Hums song to "girl, you'll be a woman...soon" by Neal Diamond.