Caption This Contest!

[jfields]

Caption the below photo of my dad! Yep! That's right, it runs in the family.

The one that makes britishfields laugh the most and she picks will win a fiver.

Everyone with about two months, currently active, no episodes of Asshattery, and at least 20 post qualifies to enter.

One post per day until a winner is chosen by the end of the week (say Friday night).

 

[Jeff1101]

Finally the perfect woman..

 

[modo22]

Caption the below photo of my dad! Yep! That's right, it runs in the family.

"Here you see Jon, a TSA agent having to perform a search on this statue before it is loaded on the plane. Next step for Jon, getting his hand unstuck."

 

[tone-ny]

Did I win?

 

[tsmckenney]

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I'll be back tonight, Sweetheart, with the stepstool and the drill.

 

[bfreebern]

Talk about a hard on.

 

[MOBIG]

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Baby just don't sit on my face cause you'll kill me.

 

[Secret Santa]

He asked and he received! You are welcome sir.

 

[Franco593]

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Man..and I thought you made ME rock hard!

 

[Brickhouse]

No eyes to see me, yet you still notice when I look at another woman. No mouth to speak, yet you still find a way to nag me. No arms to hold me, yet you still slap me in the face. No legs to walk, yet you still follow me everywhere.

But there they are.....tits, ass, and vagina.......and you won't let me do a damn thing.

I love you wifey

 

[Stogieboys]

I always said women were like Granite, they belong in the kitchen!

 

[Nashkicker]

He asked and he received! You are welcome sir.

Winner!

 

[jnknzz]

No, honey, I love your limestone thighs...

 

[rdj735]

It's okay, honey... at least they left the important parts...

 

[DePasta]

As the new spokesperson for Viagra, Charlie demonstrated the product's abilities by chiseling this statue out of granite with nothing but his manhood. In the picture above he is putting the finishing touches on the base of the statue, notice how he lines up so that he can remove the most amount of stone with one, shall we say, stroke of his chisel.

 

[jfields]

Just to be clear...........My dad's name is Charlie..... Not John. :whistling:

Or Jon.

 

[DePasta]

Just to be clear...........My dad's name is Charlie..... Not John. :whistling:

Or Jon.

LOL...fixed :blush:

 

[Trent0341]

...Charlies pants were not particularly comfortable being in-between a rock and a hardplace.

 

[Captain Leafheart]

Stone love!

 

[4cbln3]

Boy! Get the wagon! This is Costco's last one!