DanTheMan
The Original - Except No Substitutes!!!
Chuck Norris is so cool the only person who can light his cigars is Jonesy...
Chuck Norris cigar line contest
- Thread starter JHolmes763
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JHolmes763
Drinkin' the koolaid
Chuck Norris knows the difference between mold and plume... (someone can finish this up for me)
Great entries, guys. Keep 'em coming!
Great entries, guys. Keep 'em coming!
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Chuck Norris is queer and he probably uses cigars on small animals!
JHolmes763
Drinkin' the koolaid
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
I don't know who's more queer.....him or Jon Clodd Van Dipshit :sign:
mysterea
New Member
Definitely Jean Claude. Funny thing is, either one of these dudes could whoop ya!
hoshnasi
Hobbling hero
Maybe not Claude. I imagine he tried to high kick everyone he has gotten into a fight with. Knowing that, you only have to get close and throw the bows
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Chuck Norris can't see over his steering wheel and Jon Clodd is too busy posing to see that we are standing on the corner of Smith & Wesson
And BTW....what's so funny about that?
hoshnasi
Hobbling hero
Chuck Norris never goes onto the boards to complain about price gouging or MSRP. He always get all his cigars for 50% of the manufacture price due to the roundhouse enforced MSCNP
Gator
Well-Known Member
Carlito is Chuck's biatch.
Monica called out Chuck's name when Bill diddled her w/ the 86 ring gauge Churchill
Chuck Norris took a dump in the Caribbean and they named it Cuba.
Monica called out Chuck's name when Bill diddled her w/ the 86 ring gauge Churchill
Chuck Norris took a dump in the Caribbean and they named it Cuba.
hott_mic
Banned
Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about beetles in his cigars because they're so scared he has them roll some for him.
hoshnasi
Hobbling hero
I like this one.
ARISTO7
New Member
Chuck Norris pisses out distilled water
merkinmullet
Member
Chuck Norris is the only one who can keep Souldog from posting.
The Mormon's fourth book is "The book of Chuck"
Chuck Norris is so badass that he cannot be banned from Tower Cigars.
The back of Jules Winnfield's wallet reads, "Propety of Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris gave Freud his first cigar.
What is commonly referred to as the "Big Bang" was a Chuck Norris sneeze when first lighting a Tatuaje.
God has Chuck Norris on speed dial.
But,
<-- This guy can kick Chuck Norris's ass!!
The Mormon's fourth book is "The book of Chuck"
Chuck Norris is so badass that he cannot be banned from Tower Cigars.
The back of Jules Winnfield's wallet reads, "Propety of Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris gave Freud his first cigar.
What is commonly referred to as the "Big Bang" was a Chuck Norris sneeze when first lighting a Tatuaje.
God has Chuck Norris on speed dial.
But,
preembargo
Sleeping not so peacefully
Chuck Norris said I win this contest. Addy in profile.
DKAudio
Member
HAHA :laugh:
Chuck Norris smokes cigars to get the smell of Chuck Norris out of the room.
Chuck Norris can light a cigar with a friction fire.
Chuck Norris infused cigars taste like hot sauce, booze, and testosterone.
Chuck Norris can smoke a churchill in under 5 seconds. As a response to this, cigar friendly establishments have developed non-Norris sections.
Chuck Norris often smokes at night. Many know this spectacle as "The Northern Lights".
Chuck Norris can light a cigar with a friction fire.
Chuck Norris infused cigars taste like hot sauce, booze, and testosterone.
Chuck Norris can smoke a churchill in under 5 seconds. As a response to this, cigar friendly establishments have developed non-Norris sections.
Chuck Norris often smokes at night. Many know this spectacle as "The Northern Lights".
I don't know if this is a good or a bad thing. :laugh: