SD_Stack
Former J.R. 1am Monitor
- Joined
- Jul 6, 2003
- Messages
- 1,999
Here's what I say.
No Government required Smoking bans. Business owners choose first... then patrons choose where they want to go.
Look guys... Everyone knows that cigarettes are great for your sex life. All the bad girls smoke. A higher percentage of one night stands are initiated where smoking is allowed and welcomed. Ex: You can't smoke in Church. How many one night stands originate from Church? If you ban cigarettes... or ban smoking in public places... there will no longer be bad girls. If there happen to still be bad girls, you won't be able to identify them. Hence... no sex life for you. Get it? Can I get an Amen?
No Government required Smoking bans. Business owners choose first... then patrons choose where they want to go.
Look guys... Everyone knows that cigarettes are great for your sex life. All the bad girls smoke. A higher percentage of one night stands are initiated where smoking is allowed and welcomed. Ex: You can't smoke in Church. How many one night stands originate from Church? If you ban cigarettes... or ban smoking in public places... there will no longer be bad girls. If there happen to still be bad girls, you won't be able to identify them. Hence... no sex life for you. Get it? Can I get an Amen?