Cigar Clichés

[golfgar]

When we played golf last weekend there was a monetary penalty for those that used golf clichés, like "It opens up down there" or "all good putts don't go in" or the ever popular Yogi Berra line "99.9% of putts left short don't go in". They are not false, but sometimes overused.

I know there are similar cigar clichés but I was just wondering what are your favorites........

I'll start...."Should be good with a little age"..........
............."Nice silky, oily wrapper"..........

Well..............I know there are more.....

If this was posted before I appologize.

 

[gandolf565]

"Close, but no cigar"

 

[CoventryCat86]

"I just got back from Cuba and have a box of Cohiba Esplendidos for sale"

 

[tedski]

"I have a friend who works at a cigar factory in Cuba ..."

"Should I leave the cello on?"

 

[Blue Dragon]

"I just got back from Cuba and have a box of Cohiba Esplendidos for sale"

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LOL!!!

 

[sack]

just found a pallet or pallets in the warehouse that were over looked for ten years. such a deal!

 

[bfreebern]

Pinars use pre-embargo cuban tobacco

 

[OutlawD]

About 10 puffs in this cigar turned to straight sweaty ass with overtones of dingleberry.

(my personal favorite from beheny describing a helix maduro)

 

[PTownshend]

"Can't Find Opus X?? Think again"

:0

Darren

 

[Lumberg]

"a cigar is just a cigar"

the adjective "creamy" to describe a smoke.

 

[Nathan Rahl]

Telling new smokers not to inhale.

 

[mhortsch]

"I just got back from Cuba and have a box of Cohiba Esplendidos for sale"

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Best cliche ever

 

[CalixEros]

"I just got back from Cuba and have a box of Cohiba Esplendidos for sale"

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Best cliche ever

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Agreed. I crack up inside everytime somebody makes this their first post.

 

[Lee]

"but it's low-tox antifreeze..." :laugh:

 

[Jeffro600]

"Hints of (insert any sort of wood or nut here)" :laugh:

 

[golfgar]

I also like..."I have friend whose (insert any relative) lives in Cuba and sent me these (insert any popular brand)".

This is great stuff! :laugh:

 

[LGHT]

Is that a lewinski cigar in your pants or are you just happy to see me!

 

[CoventryCat86]

LMAO!! This is a great thread!!

Keep 'em coming! :thumbs:

 

[PTownshend]

"hints of leather"

I mean, c'mon!! How many of us here have consciously tasted leather? and if so, I don't want to know the circumstances surrounding actually tasting leather!

Darren

 

[junkman_56]

I like this one:
hints of, "meat, mushrooms, and iodine."
It really made me want to try that cigar... :laugh: