mysterea
New Member
Since this war started I'd been preparing for the worst.
I've stockpiled water, food and the basics for many days, and knew this day would come.
My wife thought I was crazy, but I told her what she needed to know anyway. She did just the right thing, if a 'strange package' shows up at the door don't TOUCH it, immediately bunker down and call for reinforcements.
I arrived to find a cardboard bundle approximately 2' x 8 " x 10 " resting peacefully on the stoop.
Looking totally innocent, but I knew better.
Immediately I suited up:
Cautiously the bundle was moved to a safer workspace and examined.
Within short time I found a fairly clever detonation device, which consisted of two pressure switches, a power source and (of course) an explosive charge.
In this image you can see (circled) the pressure switches in a depressed position:
Once the switches were handled (Duct Tape was the tool of choice) and the power supply was isolated from the detonator...
...the task got alot easier.
I isolated the charge from it's reamining packaging
... and collected some disarming tools that I knew would be handy.
Coincidentally I grabbed my favorite cigar cutter
and located, and isolated the detonating charge from the rest of the explosive material.
Once I could see the detonation charge, I knew I needed the perfect tool for the task.
I grabbed the best of the best. As you can see this tool is so righteous and powerful it has to let everyone else know how awesome it is. I direct your eyes to the label 'Hack Saw', and the duct tape on the handle.
I spare no expense for good tools as you can see.
It didn't take long with this type of firepower to get to the tootsie roll center of this tootsie pop.
I direct your eyes to the contents within.
As you can see from the label, they're obviously fakes.
There's not even any writing on them!
How the hell am I supposed to tell what kind of smokes they are or where they come from?
At any rate this bomb is diffused. It was a little hairy at first.
I'll be sure to redouble my efforts to ensure my wife still has arms in the future.
I wonder why she looks at me so strangely, I mean, this is for her own good!
Aha! maybe she's too turned on by my diffusal protective gear and is struggling to hold herself back?
Thanks BOTL! I truly appreciate the challenge, and the smokes.
Watch your back sucka!
Cheers
Rob
I've stockpiled water, food and the basics for many days, and knew this day would come.
My wife thought I was crazy, but I told her what she needed to know anyway. She did just the right thing, if a 'strange package' shows up at the door don't TOUCH it, immediately bunker down and call for reinforcements.
I arrived to find a cardboard bundle approximately 2' x 8 " x 10 " resting peacefully on the stoop.
Looking totally innocent, but I knew better.
Immediately I suited up:
Cautiously the bundle was moved to a safer workspace and examined.
Within short time I found a fairly clever detonation device, which consisted of two pressure switches, a power source and (of course) an explosive charge.
In this image you can see (circled) the pressure switches in a depressed position:
Once the switches were handled (Duct Tape was the tool of choice) and the power supply was isolated from the detonator...
...the task got alot easier.
I isolated the charge from it's reamining packaging
... and collected some disarming tools that I knew would be handy.
Coincidentally I grabbed my favorite cigar cutter
and located, and isolated the detonating charge from the rest of the explosive material.
Once I could see the detonation charge, I knew I needed the perfect tool for the task.
I grabbed the best of the best. As you can see this tool is so righteous and powerful it has to let everyone else know how awesome it is. I direct your eyes to the label 'Hack Saw', and the duct tape on the handle.
I spare no expense for good tools as you can see.
It didn't take long with this type of firepower to get to the tootsie roll center of this tootsie pop.
I direct your eyes to the contents within.
As you can see from the label, they're obviously fakes.
There's not even any writing on them!
How the hell am I supposed to tell what kind of smokes they are or where they come from?
At any rate this bomb is diffused. It was a little hairy at first.
I'll be sure to redouble my efforts to ensure my wife still has arms in the future.
I wonder why she looks at me so strangely, I mean, this is for her own good!
Aha! maybe she's too turned on by my diffusal protective gear and is struggling to hold herself back?
Thanks BOTL! I truly appreciate the challenge, and the smokes.
Watch your back sucka!
Cheers
Rob
