CP=Bad Influence

[PuroBrat]

Dangit MattR, this is all your fault...

I was standing in line to pay at the local conv store, when I looked in the kitchen, the cute little bland bimbo who cooks there was bending over the grill, and she had a fist size hole right at the bottom of her Right butt cheek. And a fine A$$ it is as well. So as I was watching the movement, mouth starting to salivate, I thought in my head..."Damn, I'ld hit that"

It was at this moment that I thought I heard the exact same words from someone behind me.....

NOPE, it was my own voice. I said that sh*t out loud in the store. :0

Luckily, everyone thought it was freekin funny, even the Bimbo. :whistling:

Damn Matt, of all the people I could have been influenced by, WHY did it have to be "The Perv" ???

:laugh:

:sign: I need a break :sign:

 

[stevehawk]

TFF! :laugh:

 

[KayakinBoy]

Good call, atleast you were slapped!

 

[sir-smokes-a-lot]

Man, I always say that!
why do you think I go out w/ the girls that I do? [side note, to my g/f, disregard this post please! :love: ]

 

[SFG75]

PB-This has been one of the funniest things that you've posted. You're lucky you didn't get a lawsuit or anything like that. LOL-just be careful not to say it when the old lady is around. :laugh: :laugh:

 

[AVB]

Pictures! We want pictures!

 

[alexgtp]

I find myself saying that alot.

I'll even hit it 2 times..sometimes..

 

[cvmfour]

TFF! PB thanks for the good laugh :laugh:

 

[Beefcube]

I'm calling BS.
PB really saw a fresh baked pan of "sticky-buns" in the kitchen and thought.....
"I'd eat that" :thumbs:

 

[Matt R]

Yeah, well she probably said "I'd hit you right back, but you wouldn't stop jiggling for a week." :sign:

 

[bfreebern]

LMAO

 

[grateful1]

I'm calling BS.
PB really saw a fresh baked pan of "sticky-buns" in the kitchen and thought.....
"I'd eat that"

Now that's funny! :sign:

 

[JimK]

Well there's a blast from the past. Scotty and Puro, two of the biggest scumbugs to ever grace our forum with their presence.

JK