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Matt R

Matt R

That's #1 Member to you. :)
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We are mo' than a Cigar Pass website." We are an online Cigar Community, know what I'm sayin'? Our theme may be focused around Cigar Passes 'n Trading, however izzle goal 'n intent is much mo' n' ****. We are a tight community full of hella generous, honest 'n nice muthas n' ****. Yo' ass'll notice this in izzle Message Forums, know what I'm sayin'? Please partake in izzle Interactive Message Forums." Even if yo' ass don't has an interest in Cigar Passes, this site is still fo' yo' ass! Talk 'bout anything from non-cigar related discussion, izzall types of cigar talk, yo' favorite beverage's, 'n of course Cigar Passes, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass want be part of a friendly community full of bomb diggity muthas, then stick around." The fun has already begun."

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In The Informative Shiznit, know what I'm sayin'? ..
[December 02] CP Mousepads now available n' ****. Get yours today fo' only $12.00! All proceeds goto maintaining CigarPass.com."

[December 02] Forums upgraded, know what I'm sayin'? Now wit even mo' features n' ****. ..



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ROFLMAO. TFF.

*edit* they should've changed all the "are" to "be"

"We be mo' than a Cigar Pass website. " Fo shizzle. :p
 
Mike, it won't do your site for me either. I've tried a couple others that it doesn't work on either.
 
It did work for Dave's site:

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For da complete archive of updates, check out izzle Wass New page!
 
This one cracked me up:


NORTH CHARLESTON, South Carolina (AP) -- The Rev." Jesse Jackson led hundreds of marchers carrying signs 'n chanting slogans Tuesday protest a school drug sweep in which fuzz wit guns drawn ordered students da floor n' ****.

Critics be like da raid appeared has targeted black students, which fuzz has denied n' ****.

"What do we want? Justice! When do we want that shiznit? Now!" chanted da marchers, know what I'm sayin'? "Just Say No da Fuzz State," read one sign, know what I'm sayin'?

"We're going march again 'n again 'n again," Jackson told those who rallied in front of city hall n' ****. "They will get bigger 'n bigger until there is fairness in da land." "

The November 5 raid at Stratford High in nearby Goose Creek drew national attention after video from surveillance cameras showed students ordered da floor while officers wit guns 'n a drug d-o-g searched 'em." About 100 students wuz searched but no illegal doobies wuz found 'n no one wuz arrested, know what I'm sayin'?

Besides denying any racial profiling, fuzz has be like they believed aggressive tactics wuz needed ensure da safety of da officers 'n other students n' ****.

Two civil suits related da raid has been filed in federal court, know what I'm sayin'? State 'n federal officials are investigating whether any criminal laws wuz broken by fuzz n' ****.

"The fuzz burst into da school or da main hallway hella aggressively 'n started pointing they guns at everyone as if we wuz criminals," Stratford freshman Carl Alexander told da crowd, know what I'm sayin'?

Senior Tory Richardson fought back tears as brizzle spoke."

"It hurts n' ****. My sister still has go through that school n' ****. I don't want her go through da same that happened -- nor do I want anyone else's shorties go through da same thing," brizzle be like n' ****.
 
Here's the blurb from my company's website...

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that's some straight trippin.


we all wanna be black. that's where all the action is.


once you go black....
darn it.. why don't nice caucasian girls fall for asian guys.
 
i thought i was french and never took a bath ??


i have no idea who i am sometimes.

ever get that feeling?
you wake up? you don't know who you are... then you look into the cursed mirror and remember... oh yea.... i'm him....



anyone?
 
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