Double D
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While in Kansas last couple of weeks I spent some time with my ten year old grand daughter amanda. I do not have any young children so the learning curb was a bit long here is a hillarious but true account of our first dinner out. Amanda had been bugging me to take her out to a buffet place because her mother cannot have buffet due to her condition and amanda loves it. I said sure and you can bring your girlfriend nine year old who lives next door this was my first mistake agreeing to take towo 9/10 year olds out to dinner was my second.
we get in the car and they are eating pez candies by the handful my third mistake these little candies are crack for kids. I pull up to the resturaunt and the two girls are practically pulling my arms off to get in to the food (the pez was in full affect). i walk up to the counter and see the buffet is nine dollars for adults and 2.99 for kids up to ten years of age im thinking ok. then the cashier asks amanda how old are you sweetheart and my darling grand daughter who i adore says im 11. I say now amanda you just had your b-day and you turned ten remember I sent you the card with the big ten on the front. She says no grampa I am 11 I look at the guy and say really shes ten he smiles and charges me 9.99 for her.
we get to the table and I say amanda why did you lie to the man she says everyone says I am verry grown up so I decided i have to be at least eleven. I just chuckle and shake my head. meanwhile both of them are laughing and guzzling coke. about halfway through the meal I accidently pass gas my Little angel leaps out of the booth and screams ATTENTION IN THE RESTERAUNT GRAMPA DALE FARTED!!! she then puts her fingers in a circle on her fore head some kid thing last one to do this eats the fart. Anyway the whole place is laughing and some were clapping. I was totally embarresed but could not stop laughing.
after each of them had four helpings of desert I brought them home trying to get them to bed with thier sugar high is a story for another time.
we get in the car and they are eating pez candies by the handful my third mistake these little candies are crack for kids. I pull up to the resturaunt and the two girls are practically pulling my arms off to get in to the food (the pez was in full affect). i walk up to the counter and see the buffet is nine dollars for adults and 2.99 for kids up to ten years of age im thinking ok. then the cashier asks amanda how old are you sweetheart and my darling grand daughter who i adore says im 11. I say now amanda you just had your b-day and you turned ten remember I sent you the card with the big ten on the front. She says no grampa I am 11 I look at the guy and say really shes ten he smiles and charges me 9.99 for her.
we get to the table and I say amanda why did you lie to the man she says everyone says I am verry grown up so I decided i have to be at least eleven. I just chuckle and shake my head. meanwhile both of them are laughing and guzzling coke. about halfway through the meal I accidently pass gas my Little angel leaps out of the booth and screams ATTENTION IN THE RESTERAUNT GRAMPA DALE FARTED!!! she then puts her fingers in a circle on her fore head some kid thing last one to do this eats the fart. Anyway the whole place is laughing and some were clapping. I was totally embarresed but could not stop laughing.
after each of them had four helpings of desert I brought them home trying to get them to bed with thier sugar high is a story for another time.
