I once had a secretary named Sonia Clitsey. She was good at several things. Being a secretary wasn't one of them.
I also once met a chick named Julie Fingerpointer. Oddly, she told me she worked for Wackenhut.
Back in the day, your last name was given to you based on what you did. Mr. Blacksmith, Mr. Barber, Mr. Farmer, etc. Guess the Fingerpointer clan has a long, distinguished history.