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Allofus123

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..........we take its groundbreaking juice fasting formula one step further with oxygen-enhanced revitalized water, which recreates the vitality-enhancing, rehydrating, energizing properties of oxygen-rich spring water, the way nature intended.

Hard to see the difference between this and the local guy on the corner running a 3 card monty.
 
..........we take its groundbreaking juice fasting formula one step further with oxygen-enhanced revitalized water, which recreates the vitality-enhancing, rehydrating, energizing properties of oxygen-rich spring water, the way nature intended.

Hard to see the difference between this and the local guy on the corner running a 3 card monty.
well, water is 2 parts oxygen, so being oxygen rich isn't completely wrong. as far as the revitalized part, just some fancy adjectives.
 
They have to find some way to charge $15+ for a vitiamin juice called MALIBU MIRACLE
 
It's funny that Tapout makes the water bottle in the shape of a whiskey flask. I guess you're paying $2 for the design. Oh, I forgot, it does say that it's oxygenated too! :laugh:
 
I had never seen Tapout water anywhere but on the TV show. That's too much. I might buy one anyway, and just refill it.

Ever since that show started and I saw those clowns I'll pass on the tapout brand. Its all about Affliction these days anyhow.
 
I had never seen Tapout water anywhere but on the TV show. That's too much. I might buy one anyway, and just refill it.

Ever since that show started and I saw those clowns I'll pass on the tapout brand. Its all about Affliction these days anyhow.

I just don't understand what the point of the show is. OK, a dude with facepaint and a tall guy that make a lot of noise and laugh really loud and a guy that let his friends call him punkass pick up fighters and drive them to their fight and sponsor them. I get what they DO, but why is it on TV? And why do they act like such clowns...(good word)?
Now, I'm pretty sure they could take me down, and they probably make a good deal more cash than I do having fun on a bus while going to a bunch of MMA events...but, wait...what was my point?

I know they'll never come find me to bring me to my next fight....I'm limping around today after a tough week of training. Got caught by a Judo guy on Tuesday night. I was in (what I thought was) good position, and he put on a shoulder throw...
Like an idiot, I tried to reverse once my feet were already off the ground, and landed on my neck and shoulder instead of breaking the fall and trying to deal once on the ground. He is a 5 pound over light heavy (210), and I'm cutting at the moment to be ready to fight welterweight, down to 176-177 or so. Probably shouldn't have been full-power/speed training with him. Yesterday, I was typing with one hand, sitting in my office half bent to the side behind my desk.
SO, take a few days off,....right? No. The schmuck (that would be me) went training last night because it was supposed to be a Muay Thai night, and my legs need work. AN hour of legs, keeping my head and neck out of the clinch, and we start working standing submission attempts. I'm about to quietly tell the trainer/coach/instructor that I think it's a good idea for me to sit this one out, when a new guy (great heart, REALLY enthusiastic...no control) grabs me in an attempted standing RNC. I tapped and went home. Fortunately business keeps me away from training until the middle of next week, and I am away this weekend, so I won't go on saturday, and should regain use of my arm and the ability to turn my head tot he left by then. Well, I hope sooner than that, seeing as I'm going hiking this weekend.
 
I just don't understand what the point of the show is. OK, a dude with facepaint and a tall guy that make a lot of noise and laugh really loud and a guy that let his friends call him punkass pick up fighters and drive them to their fight and sponsor them. I get what they DO, but why is it on TV? And why do they act like such clowns...(good word)?
Now, I'm pretty sure they could take me down, and they probably make a good deal more cash than I do having fun on a bus while going to a bunch of MMA events...but, wait...what was my point?

I get the point of the show. Its exposure of TapOut. If the dropped the gimmics and cut the show to a half hour itd be entertaining. I mean they do start careers of no name fighters. He'll they got Joe Stevenson on TUF.



I know they'll never come find me to bring me to my next fight....I'm limping around today after a tough week of training. Got caught by a Judo guy on Tuesday night. I was in (what I thought was) good position, and he put on a shoulder throw...
Like an idiot, I tried to reverse once my feet were already off the ground, and landed on my neck and shoulder instead of breaking the fall and trying to deal once on the ground. He is a 5 pound over light heavy (210), and I'm cutting at the moment to be ready to fight welterweight, down to 176-177 or so. Probably shouldn't have been full-power/speed training with him. Yesterday, I was typing with one hand, sitting in my office half bent to the side behind my desk.
SO, take a few days off,....right? No. The schmuck (that would be me) went training last night because it was supposed to be a Muay Thai night, and my legs need work. AN hour of legs, keeping my head and neck out of the clinch, and we start working standing submission attempts. I'm about to quietly tell the trainer/coach/instructor that I think it's a good idea for me to sit this one out, when a new guy (great heart, REALLY enthusiastic...no control) grabs me in an attempted standing RNC. I tapped and went home. Fortunately business keeps me away from training until the middle of next week, and I am away this weekend, so I won't go on saturday, and should regain use of my arm and the ability to turn my head tot he left by then. Well, I hope sooner than that, seeing as I'm going hiking this weekend.

LOL, stretching is your friend man. To be blunt I thought it was the gayest thing since queer eye but I swallowed my pride and learned a little yoga and my recoup is a lot better.
 
I just don't understand what the point of the show is. OK, a dude with facepaint and a tall guy that make a lot of noise and laugh really loud and a guy that let his friends call him punkass pick up fighters and drive them to their fight and sponsor them. I get what they DO, but why is it on TV? And why do they act like such clowns...(good word)?
Now, I'm pretty sure they could take me down, and they probably make a good deal more cash than I do having fun on a bus while going to a bunch of MMA events...but, wait...what was my point?

I get the point of the show. Its exposure of TapOut. If the dropped the gimmics and cut the show to a half hour itd be entertaining. I mean they do start careers of no name fighters. He'll they got Joe Stevenson on TUF.



I know they'll never come find me to bring me to my next fight....I'm limping around today after a tough week of training. Got caught by a Judo guy on Tuesday night. I was in (what I thought was) good position, and he put on a shoulder throw...
Like an idiot, I tried to reverse once my feet were already off the ground, and landed on my neck and shoulder instead of breaking the fall and trying to deal once on the ground. He is a 5 pound over light heavy (210), and I'm cutting at the moment to be ready to fight welterweight, down to 176-177 or so. Probably shouldn't have been full-power/speed training with him. Yesterday, I was typing with one hand, sitting in my office half bent to the side behind my desk.
SO, take a few days off,....right? No. The schmuck (that would be me) went training last night because it was supposed to be a Muay Thai night, and my legs need work. AN hour of legs, keeping my head and neck out of the clinch, and we start working standing submission attempts. I'm about to quietly tell the trainer/coach/instructor that I think it's a good idea for me to sit this one out, when a new guy (great heart, REALLY enthusiastic...no control) grabs me in an attempted standing RNC. I tapped and went home. Fortunately business keeps me away from training until the middle of next week, and I am away this weekend, so I won't go on saturday, and should regain use of my arm and the ability to turn my head tot he left by then. Well, I hope sooner than that, seeing as I'm going hiking this weekend.

LOL, stretching is your friend man. To be blunt I thought it was the gayest thing since queer eye but I swallowed my pride and learned a little yoga and my recoup is a lot better.


LOL. Yeah, thr point is exposure for THEM. I mean, what is the point for US? I don't even find it entertaining, because it is about them, not the fight and the fighters.
Stretching...yeah...that would have helped. Today I am just starting to get loose with some simple stretches.
 
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