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der is a biggg dog on dis porch. Dang I sur am glad he is friendly. :D

Devin my brudder you are one outragous class act, I am a better man just for knowing you.

Congrats Rod, sounds like some awesome stuff.
 
Devin, package received...thanks bruddah!! Really looking forward to both of them... :p

I know a girl who lives on the hill, she won't do it but her sister will... :cool:
 
Devin the package came yesterday...Thankyou very much...I rolled the dice and tried to smoke that Lars Satisfaction...let's say I've had better draw on a piece of pressed lumber...LMAO...the Cohiba is one beautiful smoke...I will let that baby sit...smoke it in a couple years :D


:D :D Thanks again :D :D
 
You are quite welcome, Gentlemen!!!

Hey Pete,

I got a girl she lives cross town,
She's the one that really gets down.
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl she lives on the block,
She kinda funky with her pink and black socks.
She likes to boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie woogie baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.

I got a girl, she lives on the hill.
She won't do it but her sister will,
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.
Well now boogie little baby,
Boogie woogie all night long.
Blow your top blow your top blow your top. :)
 
Last year's  "Uptune" contest song: Hard has heck to do it in chorus...here's a quartet version:

http://molly.hsc.unt.edu/~mewilson/images/...treet_Blues.mp3

Won't ya come along with me
To the Mississippi
And we'll take the boat to the land of dreams
Steam down the river down to New Orleans

Well, the band's there to meet us
Old friends to greet us
Way down where the white and the black folks meet
Heaven on Earth, they call it Basin Street

Basin Street, is the street,
where the Elite always meet
in New Orleans, land of dreams
You'll never know how nice it seems
or just how much it really means
Glad to be, yessiree, where welcome's free and dear to me
Where I can lose my Basin Street Blues.

The band's there to meet us
old friends to greet us, old friends to greet us
way down, down where the white and the black folks meet
Heaven on earth this is basin street

Basin Street, is the street,
where the Elite always meet
in New Orleans, land of dreams
You'll never know how nice it seems
or just how much it really means
Glad to be, yessiree, where welcome's free and it's so dear to me
Where I can lose my Basin Street Blues.
way down in New Orleans,  Your Welcome
There I can loose, I'll loose my Basin Street Blues, lose my Basin Street Blues...

You never know how nice it seems
how much it means
It's soo good to lose, so good to lose
My Basin Street Blues
 
Very nice, Mark! :)


Bro, talked to my post master. She said to wait until the end of the week because of the holiday, and if you still have not received it by then, to bring in the receipt. Sorry for the wait... :(

All packages are guaranteed, so if need be, I will ship another.

Brother Vern, feel the same, my friend! :)

Don't want to forget about Matt.....

The devil went down to Georgia
He was looking for a soul to steal
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to make a deal
When he came upon a boy playing on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said
"Boy let me tell you what

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player too
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you"

The boy said "My name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best that's ever been"

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals the cards
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul

The devil opened up his case and he said
"I'll start this show"
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow
And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished Johnny said
"Well you're pretty good ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle
On the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back
if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once
You son-of-a-bitch
I'm the best that's ever been"

Fire on the mountain run boys run
Devil's in the house of the rising sun
Chickens in the breadpan picking out dough
Granny does your dog bite
No child no :)
 
Oh yeah...

...and if I ever get back those blue jeans
you know my baby.....be bringin' 'em.....home to me..... :cool:
 
I done ran into my baby
and fin'lly found my old blue jean.
I done ran into my baby
and fin'lly found my old blue jean.
Well, I could tell that they was mine
from the oil and the gasoline.

If I ever get back my blue jean,
Lord, how happy could one man be.
If I ever get back my blue jean,
Lord, how happy could one man be.
'Cause if I get back those blue jean
you know, my baby be bringin' 'em home to me. :)
 
the devil went to jamaica
he was looking to sell some weed
he was doin' fine, they were standing in line
it was excellent weed indeed
he came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot
and the devil slid down the beach and said "boy lemme tell you what,
i guess you kinda figured im a reefer head of course
and after all this time, i guess that im a conessuire of sorts
now your stuff smells ok, but this can tranquilize a horse
i bet a million in cash against your stash that mines better than yours."
the boy said "my name's johnny and you aint smoked nothin yet
one hit of this grass'll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet."


johnny roll a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb
cause the devil's got the kinda stuff they smoked in vietnam
you'll get a million smackroos in cash if you can cope
but if you cant the devil gets your dope


the devil packed a bong with a little acapaco gold
and resin flew from his finger tips as he fired up his bowl
he filled that chamber all the way and hetook a mighty hit
as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit


when the bowl was finished johnny said "hey man that stuff was great,
but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegitate"


cannibus atevius, sweet mary jane
the devils in the backyard frying his brain
zig-zag pills with a diggity-dag
hold on tight itll hit you like a tank


the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that johnny owned
johnny said "devil just come on back if you ever wanna catch a buzz,
i done told you once you son of a bitch mines the best there ever was"


...and they fired up doobies one by one
they aint gonna stop till the bag is done
green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue
granny do you get high? yes i do.
 
:)  :D  :)  :D  :)  Bumper Sticker Contest  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)


Gentlemen of Cigar Pass, the bumper sticker contest will start on June 3rd at 6:00 AM, and run until 6:00 AM on June 10th.


******************* The Funniest Ones Win! ******************

Prizes. :)


1. Cuaba Diademas (Wrapped in foil/coffin)

2. Opus X "A" (Twin Towers)

3. HdM Limitada Edicion Particulare (Coffin/1st release)

4. Padron Anniversary maduro "A"

5. 98 Trinidad Fundadore

6. C.A.O. Millennium 1999-2000 (Coffin)

7. RyJ Piramide (1st release)

8. C.A.O. Odyssey 2000-2001 (Coffin)

9. Partagas Culebras (Machine/foil, three cigars)

10. Sorry, no Lars prize in this contest.

One person can win more than one prize. One post per bumper sticker, and the contest can be changed up until it starts. The prizes can be substituted, if the beetles get hungry... :D


Good luck!!! :cool:
 
i was just going to ask that! hehe hey thanks for the background info on the cohiba, dev! what can you tell us about the psd3?




...i'm bad, i'm nationwide...
 
Devin,

In creating my data base of bumper stickers...LMAO :p :p :p I've found quite a few pages that have large lists of bumper sticker sayings...now I as well as others can easily copy and paste 100+ at a time on one post...eliminating anyone else from getting the credit for that sticker...so if I hit the board at 6 a.m...I or someone else could easily get credit for the majority of what is available to post...so that would turn this contest more into a timing game than anything else...I only bring this up because of the fairness issues and that fact that I would like to see this contest go smoothly, like the pic contest. I'm not sure if you would want to add to the rules or re-think the contest, but as of now I'm ready to wipe out the competition by 6:01 a.m.LMAO :p ;) and I'm sure others will do the same, now that I've exposed my ideas...lol

Anyway, I'm looking forward to the contest and I hope this has been some helpful information towards the structure and fairness of another awesome contest. :D :D :D


My suggestion would be to have it bumper sticker pic ONLY!!!..just because of the sites with mass lists of sayings. :)

My 2 cents...
 
Are you guys going to create a new thread for this contest? Should we create a new forum called "Cigar Contests"?
 
DMC said:
One post per bumper sticker, and the contest can be changed up until it starts.
Beast...it's set up so there is only (1) sticker per post...
sorry, ya can't copy a page worth of sayings and paste it into a post...
 
Darryl,

The Partagas Serie D No. 3 (Corona Gorda 55/8 X 46) is the best one out of the second series in my opinion. Very dark and oily, with lot's of flavor. They are starting off a little flat because of their age, but turn into a very good cigar, with favors best described as woodsy. Different from the SD#4.

The Cohiba is not all that far behind though.....IMHO :)
 
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