Favorite funny sayings.....

[BigJake6904]

Don't go off with your pistol half-cocked.
I wouldn't piss on the man if he was on fire.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once in awhile.
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.
You're the reason we need to put chlorine in the gene pool.
Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

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[MarkJr]

I teach young doctors in residency....

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

well said...
my entry: Money doesn't buy happiness, but it has fun trying