smellysell
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3214 Oakland AV S
Minneapolis MN 55407
February 16, 2007
The Honorable Tom Trancredo
United States House of Representatives
1131 Longworth House Office Building
Washington DC 20515-0606
Dear Mr. Congressman,
I saw the news report regarding Congressman Keith Ellison’s absurd way of dealing with his dislike of your cigar smoke and I was incensed. Unfortunately, as I did not vote for him and do not care much for the man in general, I am a constituent in Mr. Ellison’s district. This, however, does not mean I am in any way a fan of the Republican Party and/or your position on many issues. Your positions on many political topics are diametrically opposed to my own. That being said, I would sit down and have a smoke with you anytime long before I would sit in the same room with someone who finds it appropriate to call the cops on a neighbor regarding such a petty matter before even introducing himself. To that end, I have enclosed a few smokes for your office. I hope that you enjoy them. I am delighted in knowing that Mr. Ellison will not.
Kind regards,
A fellow brother of the leaf,
Khris Lassard
Awesome!!!
I was thinking of doing the same thing, but mine won't be nearly as eloquently written unfortunately.