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SFG75

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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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This is so true in my case, I don't know where to begin. :whistling: :whistling: :) :) :laugh: :laugh:
 
Scott you cook spaghetti?




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Nothing wrong with that I suppose huh Scott ???
 
It USED to be that way until one day I stopped in the middle of the highway and asked my wife politely if she would like to drive.All the while traffic is honking,cussing at us and passeing on the right side.She is very polite in the car now. ;)
 
I looked at the title and thought this was about little 'uns. :blush:
 
BrownDevil said:
Scott you cook spaghetti?




:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Nothing wrong with that I suppose huh Scott ???
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LOL-It's an inside joke Robert. I made spaghetti one night and left the noodles in the water too long, and basically ruined them. I got super-pissed off about it and banned spaghetti from our household entirely. Only recently has the ban been lifted. :D :laugh: :laugh:
 
Mephiston said:
It USED to be that way until one day I stopped in the middle of the highway and asked my wife politely if she would like to drive.All the while traffic is honking,cussing at us and passeing on the right side.She is very polite in the car now. ;)
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TFF!-I still do that to some extent. If the wife tells me to slow down, usually when I'm going 50 in a 40 zone, I'll slow down to 20 and wave at people as they pass. She just loves that. :love: :love: :p
 
The one that I hate is "look out for that (whatever) right there on the road. What do you do, ya look where she is pointing and you end up with a flat or dent :angry2:
 
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