KOSUKE FUKUDOME
As sung to "God rest ye merry gentlemen" courtesy of the Chicago Suntimes.
Kosuke Fukudome
Let nothing you dismay
You're the Cubs new savior
Who's coming Wrigley way
To give the team some lefty hitting
And play the old-fashion way.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
A complete player to enjoy
In Osaka, in Japan,
This shining light did star
And caused Cubs scouts to wander
So very, very, far.
he's fundamentally sound
Cubs need more guys who are.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy,
If the Cubs fail to win, oh, boy!
I know! Pathetic, but it had to be done, my apologies. :laugh: